The perfect goal must include moments of comedy.
You really need to appreciate Samuel Eto'o more.
Mamadou Sakho just fancied some late drama...
Remembering when Leeds United stunned AC Milan...
When your keeper is nicknamed El Loco, expect fun.
Is there anything better than a nutmeg?
Wayne Bridge's career was riddled with self-doubt.
Gabriel Batistuta was a goalscoring animal
Youri Djorkaeff played for Bolton. It was great.
Paolo Di Canio was a bit mad. Mad but brilliant.
This was Ronaldo at the peak of his powers.
George Fucking Weah at his very best.
It could have been different for Luka Modrić...
He replaced Zizou and stayed for eight years.
Alex Tettey's timing was bloody awful.
A tribute to one of THE Premier League greats.
The brilliant story of Amoroso and Boca Raton.
Attilio Lombardo at Palace kept getting stranger.
Filippo Galli was 38, a legend, and at Watford.
Geovanni was bloody brilliant for Hull City.
Ask a Man City fan how much they love this guy.
Shola Ameobi is a true Newcastle United cult hero.
If only he'd stayed in the Premier League longer..
Save the best for last? Nah, not Mario Stanić.
If only Nenê had moved to England earlier...