These are mightily impressive.
The Ox is justifying his decision to leave Arsenal
Plus why we're scared of Antonio Conte.
Kevin De Bruyne leads the way, obviously.
They are now free to speak to foreign clubs.
Robert Bayly is certainly an interesting case.
Cristhian f*cking Stuani?
Transfer kitties have been handed out for January.
Eric Lichaj has a new best friend.
Who remembers Craig Bellamy's eight iron?
How will Alexis Sanchez fit in at City?
Liverpool have shown deals can be done in January.
Oh what could have been for Giuseppe Rossi.
Six years on from Paul Scholes' return.
It all got a bit five-a-side this weekend.
It's time to play your Fantasy wildcard...
Featuring Ronnie Radford & the parkas, obviously.
Featuring both Twitter and real life.
We want to join David Beckham's fencing squad.
Can you beat a knuckleball? Well, yes actually.