Attilio Lombardo at Palace kept getting stranger.
John Arne Riise could kick a ball bloody hard.
Ask a Man City fan how much they love this guy.
Yakubu was an absolute monster at his peak.
Shola Ameobi is a true Newcastle United cult hero.
For good or bad, Timothee Atouba was a genius.
If only he'd stayed in the Premier League longer..
Christophe Dugarry at Birmingham? Weird but ace.
Save the best for last? Nah, not Mario Stanić.
If only Nenê had moved to England earlier...
Adel Taarabt makes your dad angry. And that's ace.
John Guidetti is the hero European football needs.
Alessandro Diamanti was a joy to watch at West Ham
Manchester United fans still sing his name today.