6 times Cristiano Ronaldo showed that Lionel Messi lives rent free in his head
There's something eating away in Ronaldo's head there, and we reckon we know what it is.
Articles By Andrew Martin
11 big name footballers who have retired in 2024: Matip, Iniesta, Varane…
We'll keep this list updated as the retirements roll in. Here's who we're saying goodbye to as it stands.
9 former Newcastle players we can’t believe are still playing in 2024
Some surprising names here.
The last 10 Arsenal academy graduates who moved abroad – & how they fared
A very impressive bunch.
A jaw-dropping XI of the highest-value La Masia graduates: Messi, Yamal, Simons…
A premium football farmhouse.
The 11 highest-rated Saudi Pro League players on EA FC 25: Ronaldo, Neymar, Benzema…
Is Cristiano Ronaldo even the highest-rated player in the Pro League?
Messi but no Ronaldo: Jose Mourinho names the three greatest players in history
Mourinho gave a typically mischievous answer.
Arsenal’s secret weapon has an apprenticeship in Joga Bonito – Arteta should unleash him
Could this child prodigy step in for the injured Martin Odegaard?
Ranking ‘Barclaysmen’ compilations by how well they understood the assignment
It's 2024, and Twitter is awash with people posting videos and compilations of prime 'Barclaysmen'.
8 incredible players who we can’t believe won’t feature on EA FC 25
Almost time to get regularly hammered at digital football by gen alpha kids.
The last 10 Chelsea academy graduates who moved abroad – & how they fared
Summer 2024 has seen another couple of Chelsea academy graduates fly the Cobham nest.
Where are they now? The England U21 XI from Lee Carsley’s first game in charge
Fifteen England players featured in that match, including subs, and most of them are now household names.
5 top-class footballers Lionel Messi has insulted over the years: Ramos, Milner…
Leo Messi giving it the big 'un.
7 former Man City players we can’t believe are still playing in 2024
Big-money City has been a journey...
4 high-profile stars you had no idea moved to the UAE Pro League this summer
The United Arab Emirates, home to the Burj Khalifa, expensive hotels, social media influencers, Richard Keys, and Andy Gray.
An incredible XI of Premier League cult heroes that is too Barclays to function
Barclays is a state of mind.
7 brilliant footballers who peaked in their mid-30s: Di Natale, Vardy, Sheringham…
"The roughness and the edges of youth are gone and you are left with the pure essence of soul."
7 former Man Utd players we can’t believe are still playing in 2024
The temptation to include Casemiro was almost overwhelming.
7 Premier League stars we can’t believe are in the final year of their contracts
Some huge players feature in this list.
9 big name footballers who have moved to Brazil in 2024: Coutinho, Thiago Silva…
Homecomings galore in the Brasileirao.
Man Utd’s new box-to-box menace is Kobbie Mainoo’s future partner in crime
A Football Manager dream.
Milan’s Cannavaro-endorsed wonderkid is a skeleton key striker destined for glory
The Italian public have manifested Francesco Camarda into existence.
No Messi, no problem: Luis Suarez is turning the clock back to 2014 at Inter Miami
Messi may have been missing, but his old mucker Luis Suarez stepped up to the plate once more.
8 of Neal Maupay’s greatest sh*thouse moments: Leaving Everton, darts, cry-baby…
He's a master of the wind-up
The 7 players who have scored 100+ Premier League goals since 2014
Rumours of a four-legged beast with the face of Sergio Aguero that stalks through the shadows of Jesmond Dene.
Every 2024-25 Premier League club’s most uncool fan: Musk, Starmer, Lovejoy…
If there's any justice in the world, his head will, at some point, be chomped off by a cauldron of bats.
Barcelona have finally found Sergio Busquets’ heir – & he’ll help them topple Real Madrid
He had eyes in the back of his head, the sides of his head, the top of his head, and one in each hand.
9 pairs of footballing brothers who we can’t believe were club team-mates
Slip behind the defensive line, don't you know you might find a better place to play... Football.