Articles By Andrew Martin
Where are they now? The 10 most expensive players sold by Carlo Ancelotti
Don Carlo has sold some big name players.
Where are they now? The 12 players Chelsea signed alongside Raheem Sterling
More players than a Love Island audition room.
The Beckham-esque banger that shows Leeds United’s Summerville replacement is destined for the top
This kid's got no shortage of confidence.
The top 10 Premier League goalscorers of the 2020s so far: Mohamed Salah leads the way…
Some surprising names in amongst the usual suspects.
35 of the most punchable faces in football in 2024: Ronaldo, Romano, Arteta…
This is all a bit of fun, please don't threaten us.
The 11 clubs Mauricio Pochettino has faced and never beaten
Mauricio Pochettino is the new USMNT head coach. We did not think we'd be typing that sentence at the start of the year.
Spurs’ crown jewel has punched his ticket to the Premier League – & future England stardom
Coming to a touchline near you.
A mindblowing XI of Premier League players we can’t believe are older than Brighton’s manager
The new Seagulls boss being so young freaks our nut.
Eric Cantona’s insane ‘TV punditry debut’ was straight out of a David Lynch movie
When the Frenchman walks off the set, it's because we think, there is something awry.
The top 10 highest paid players in world football in 2024: Messi, Ronaldo…
The 10 players you should be asking to lend a tenner from.
An FPL player to consider from each Premier League club in 2024-25
Sure Erling Haaland gets points, but do you want to splash 15 points on one player?
Arsenal’s prime Ozil regen is tearing up the U18s – & he’s only 14 years old
It's like Martin Odegaard and Mesut Ozil had a baby.
Analysing every hidden vendetta in Richard Keys’ 2024-25 predictions
SPOILER: Arne Slot hasn't been given a Keysian nickname yet - but it is coming.
Where are they now? The 8 players Man City have sold for over £30million
They might regret some of these...
Ranking every Championship home kit in 2024-25 from worst to best
Championship kits > Premier League kits.
Barcelona’s latest midfield maestro is a future captain who has Hansi Flick flustered
A Catalonian Marco Verratti?
Ranking every Premier League away kit in 2024-25 from worst to best
There are some stinkers out there in 2024-25.
Ranking every Premier League home kit in 2024-25 from worst to best
Oil slicks, vest illusions, and Inception stripes.
The perfect Olympic event for every 2024-25 Premier League manager
We've got a potentially fatal case of Olympic fever. Acute Olympitis. Serious Olymparrhoea.
9 actors we’d love to see playing big-name football managers in future films
Casting Andy Serkis as Steve Cooper felt a bit like bullying. We're arguably better than that.
The 10 most valuable players in Serie A in 2024-25: Leao, Osimhen, Martinez…
Non dormire sulla Serie A.
The 8 Man Utd players who scored more goals for the club than Cristiano Ronaldo
A combover, a hair transplant, and womanising rock star.
Cesc Fabregas names an insanely good XI of his greatest team-mates: No Ashley Cole or Xavi…
We'd fancy this lot to do pretty well in whatever league they played in.
5 players whose dream Man Utd transfer quickly became a nightmare
There's a fine line between dreams and nightmares.