The 10 most valuable players in the Bundesliga in 2024-25: Kane, Musiala, Wirtz…
The Bundesliga is on the up.
The Bundesliga is on the up.
If you've ever played Football Manager, you know all about buyback clauses.
How is this even possible?
A 38-year-old Ryan Giggs played alongside a 19-year-old Jack Butland, but this lot didn't get a look in.
Premier League longevity isn't for everyone.
Try doing a nosegrind in a horse-drawn chariot—you're getting a spinal injury and a hoof to the noggin.
How on Earth did these slip through the net?
We're keeping you up to date with all the confirmed Premier League kits for the season ahead.
Sometimes it's okay to say, "You know what? We just like this hue of blue."
Chelsea have an awful lot of football players on their books. An awful lot of football players.
Three Weetabix for breakfast every day down at Hale End.
Who is the Toon's next Lewis Miley?
Who's impressing and who's doing our bleeding nut in?
Anti-fascism, La Masia, and Qatar Airways...
On the 13th July 2007, Sheila Ebana—a waitress from Equatorial Guinea, and Mounir Nasraoui—a painter from Morocco, welcomed Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana into the world, and Paul the Octopus flung his tentacles to the sky, rejoicing at the birth of the prodigy who was promised in his cephalopod prophecies. The octopus part isn’t true. Paul […]
"The game's gone" — your dad.
It's been over three decades since the Class of '92 graduated, but this lot are still going strong.
Your blood is about to get awfully itchy.
Mbappe, Haaland, and Van Dijk in the same transfer window? Why aye, man—why not?
Would Messi have been the GOAT without a World Cup...?
The England Band can absolutely do one.
Do Portugal actually fare better without him?
Phil Foden as minister for the Left Wing? Nah, mate. Just round pegs in round holes.
He's coached an Ance-lot-of players.
Not guilty, your honour. I refer you to my lawyer, Mr. Hasek.
Clamour is a crucial part of any proper international football tournament.
This is what it's all about.
Some surprising names in this one.
Like a Turkish Andy Carroll.