Posts by Benedict O'Neill
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Quick ReadsRanking the nine most embarrassing teams to support in Europe
PSG are more Skechers than Air Jordan.
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NostalgiaAll hail Philippe Senderos, the giant who denied Ronaldo, Raul, Zidane & co
Philippe Senderos was unbeatable in 2005-06.
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Quick ReadsEvery Premier League club’s most uncool fan: Theako, Jeremy Kyle…
These do not necessarily represent us all!
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Quick ReadsRanking the 18 players signed *twice* by AC Milan this century
Milan never heard the phrase 'don't go back'.
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TrendingJordan Henderson is doing a Steven Gerrard to conjure results from thin air
Henderson shares one crucial quality with Gerrard.
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Quick ReadsRanking every 19-20 Prem manager by how much you’d fancy a pint with them
Direct all your complaints to Benedict.
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NostalgiaHow Patrice Evra succeeded Gary Neville as Man Utd’s hated hero
Liverpool hate Evra. Which made him a bigger hero.
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TrendingVirgil van Dijk again proved he’s the only superstar centre-back in football
Van Dijk had Liverpool fans on their feet again.
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NostalgiaA forensic analysis of Lee Bowyer’s on-pitch fight with Kieron Dyer
One of the Premier League's greatest moments.
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NostalgiaThe last goodbye: Andrea Pirlo being good, bad & lazy at New York City FC
It wasn't exactly a match made in heaven.
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NostalgiaThe last goodbye: When Dirk Kuyt banged them in for Feyenoord at 35
Dirk Kuyt had one hell of a victory lap back home.
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TrendingFred had a shot so bad it actually went backwards – but he was brilliant
Fred was bloody brilliant against Spurs.
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NostalgiaCelebrating Mario Balotelli’s ‘shoulder goal’, one of *the* great PL moments
This was Mario Balotelli at his cantankerous best.
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TrendingRaul Jimenez just became a complete striker and we should all be scared
Jimenez's assist for Matt Doherty was special.
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Quick ReadsRevisiting Tottenham’s first starting XI under Daniel Levy: Booth, Thelwell…
It's fair to say Spurs have improved under Levy.
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TrendingThe Ox has returned from injury hell with a foot like a traction engine
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain keeps scoring. It's fun.
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NostalgiaRecalling Luís Figo’s four years at Inter when he was accused of killing a cat
Figo won four titles. He didn't kill a black cat.
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Quick ReadsSeven FPL mistakes you’ve just made trying to save your terrible season
You've got carried away again, haven't you?
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TrendingRoberto Firmino has rewritten the showboating rulebook with his rabona
Bobby's been at it again.
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Quick Reads10 great goals scored by goalkeepers: Brignoli, Schmeichel, Poom, Higuita…
Is there anything better than a keeper scoring?
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NostalgiaWhen an ‘Irishman without rules’ outshone Paulo Dybala at Palermo
Kyle Lafferty > Paulo Dybala
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NostalgiaThe last goodbye: When a 37-year-old Gianfranco Zola led Cagliari to glory
Zola's swansong could not have gone any better.
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Quick ReadsEight times ‘playing out from the back’ has resulted in comedy gold this season
Allowing defenders into the box has been fun.
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Quick Reads10 surprisingly good FPL calls by pro footballers: Smalling, Austin, Foster…
It turns out not all footballers are crap at FPL.