Figo won four titles. He didn't kill a black cat.

Nobody expected him to have such an impact.

He saw out his career in style at Fluminense.

Marcos Rojo took the biscuit, to be fair.

Whatever happened to Amr Zaki?

Elano's last touch for Brazil was a missed pen.

Harry Redknapp didn't quite take to David Nugent.

Some will be able to pull it off, others, well...

Not the career we expected, but more interesting.

Enzo Perez p*ssed all over Alisson's bonfire.

Even at 37, Becks could still do it.

Is there anything better than a keeper scoring?

Proving their doubters wrong overseas.

Anybody could replicate these wondergoals.

Koji Homma is your new favourite player.

He's still going, and he's better than ever.

John O'Shea was always in on the joke.

When Paul Scholes briefly forgot his new role.

A reminder football is still full of good eggs.

We still rue the fact Kaka never came to England.

Freddie Ljungberg was good at football *and* hair.

Last seen playing in front of a big Sainsbury's.

Vincent Kompany really can do it all.

Tomasz Kuszczak has more titles than Thierry Henry

Answering the questions you're too scared to ask.