We want more Fernando Llorente at left-back.
Looking back, this team was incredible.
And you thought some of the UK mascots were good..
The old dog still had some bite.
Including someone getting their toes nibbled.
Villarreal have won the lottery with Santi Cazorla
One of the Premier League's greatest moments.
The right player at the wrong time?
Some of these just about make sense, but others...
John O'Shea was always in on the joke.
If Héctor Bellerín can get on it, so can these.
Fernando Hierro at Bolton was just wonderful.
Some players manage to escape tribal hatred.
Raheem Sterling is The Man right now.
It was a bad week for two pantomime villains.
Freddie Ljungberg was good at football *and* hair.
You have to be mad to be a goalkeeper, right?
Why does one remain lauded and the other not?
From South American star to working in a bakery.
Shunsuke Nakamura is *still* going.
The brilliant and bizarre of football club names.
It could be absolutely anything.
There's a reason opposition fans don't like him.
Ricardo Quaresma has provided us with years of fun
Gini will get the credit he deserves...eventually.