Ricky Martin is partly to blame.
As Nani has shown, football can be fun. Let it be.
Can Sotiris Ninis please get in touch?
For a while, France had their new Zidane.
Nobody expected him to have such an impact.
He's barely taller than Ariana Grande.
We love Aaron Wan-Bissaka - and it's thanks to FPL
Litmanen refused to let injuries end his career.
Newcastle United's banter era takes some beating.
Who says Coca-Cola is bad for you?
If this doesn't make you nostalgic, nothing will.
No, not that one. The other one.
If you don't score many, make them memorable.
Gabby Agbonlahor was one of England's great hopes.
To be fair, Conca probably justified the money.
Phil Jones hasn't picked a single Man Utd player.
Hatem Ben Arfa scored two worldies in three months
"I’m happy I opened an Al Dana Savings account".
Javier Saviola was meant to be the new Maradona.
Vincent Kompany really can do it all.
Dwight Yorke came to have a good time. And he did.
Whatever happened to Amr Zaki?
This was Mario Balotelli at his cantankerous best.
And you thought we only wrote about football...
To be fair, you can't blame Milan for trying.