Whatever happened to Amr Zaki?

This was Mario Balotelli at his cantankerous best.

And you thought we only wrote about football...

To be fair, you can't blame Milan for trying.

Denílson had a really strange career.

FPL have clamped down on one-week wonders. Hooray!

Chelsea got rich and signed three keepers. Madness

Would Man Utd have signed Michael Owen without it?

They already love his “powerful right leg".

Invest everything in Ronaldinho's cryptocurrency.

Sergei Ignashevich has been a lot of fun.

PR own goals are the best own goals.

A tactic for England against Colombia, perhaps?

Jim Carey might want to look away now.

Khazri channeled his inner-Sunday League player.

North Korea's genius ploy unfortunately backfired.

Have England always had bad luck?

Who's the toughest of them all?

The Europop banger also predicted the future.

So good even the urban myths are believable.

Let's get ready for the World Cup of boots.

Remember when Anzhi signed Samuel Eto'o?

For once, we didn't see Ronaldo's neck muscles.

Mystery still surrounds the infamous tweet.

A tale of sackings, steroids and even a Gaddafi.