Fernandes’ bruising CB header was when we knew Man Utd had changed
Bruno Fernandes looked like a different player.
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Cuti Romero’s ‘sex masochist’ hair tug was Conte’s shithouse dream sequence
Romero is really weird. You know Conte loves it.
Antony stole three souls with one cow dribble – yes, Man Utd want him
Antony is a true Brazilian baller.
Kerlon’s seal-dribble spirit lives! It’s running amok in Brazil’s Serie B
Nautico's Jobson was possessed.
Chiellini’s volleyball block: Perfect sh*thousery you can’t help but love
Chiellini is back up to his old tricks.
What 14 pundits have predicted for Arsenal’s prospects in 2022-23
'Arsenal third, because I love Arsenal.'
F*ck Chloe Kelly’s goal, her sublime sh*thousery won England the Euros
Chloe Kelly is a shithouse queen.
A tribute to Alan Shearer’s volley v Villa, his unlikeliest Newcastle goal
The trajectory on it was almost impossible.
Comparing Presnel Kimpembe’s 2021-22 stats to Chelsea’s CBs
Would the PSG man improve the Blues' squad?
Raphinha is the 2020s Ronaldinho & Barcelona will be his nutmeg palace
Raphinha has the spirit of Ronaldinho.
Picking a PM & Cabinet of footballers to replace Boris Johnson & his govt
We've put an American as Home Secretary. Bite us.
Christian Eriksen next? The 5 Danish players to play for Man United
A couple of great Danes. Some that were less good.
The 8 stages of Carlos Tevez’s career after signing for Manchester United
Tevez is now the manager of Rosario Central.
7 world-class forwards Chelsea could sign to replace Romelu Lukaku
Chelsea can look to the market now Lukaku is gone.
The European team of the 2021-22 season, according to WhoScored
Players from eight different clubs feature here.
Forget Lionel Messi’s goals, he’s the GOAT because of passes like *these*
Leo Messi is so much more than a lethal finisher.
Man Utd’s record when Maguire and Varane start together is really good…
They might not need to sign a whole new defence.
The 10 clubs in Europe with the highest net spend since 2017
Obscene stuff, especially in the Premier League.
Perisic next: The 4 Croatians to play for Tottenham in the Prem era
Ivan Perisic is on his way to N17.
7 Tottenham players who could be discarded by Antonio Conte
Antonio Conte is not one for sentimental goodbyes.
How much each English club earned from the Champions League in 21-22
The sums are astronomical.
Ancelotti is the philosophy destroyer and Vini Jr’s goal was his killer blow
Philosphy? None of that for Don Carlo, thanks.
12 outrageous stats from Vinicius Jr’s stunning 21-22 season at Real Madrid
He's been on a Europe-wide tear.
An XI of Big Six players who need to move to a smaller club this summer
They could do with a change of scenery.
Ranking every Premier League team by how unlucky they were in 2021-22
Sometimes things just don't go your way.
F*ck Liverpool v City, Milan v Inter is the only title race we need this year
This is going down to the wire.
David Luiz produced the miss of the year… & we love him even more now
David Luiz is a true artist.
Rodrygo is the silent assassin who drips with Madrid’s terrible purpose
Rodrygo is in the right place at the right time.
Liverpool’s unbelievable record with Thiago & Fabinho starting together
Liverpool are unstoppable when the pair link up.
How Karim Benzema’s UCL record compares to Messi & Ronaldo’s
This just emphasises Karim Benzema's class.