Where was Xabi Alonso in Jan 1998? We’re asking for Trent’s 50-yard ping
There's only one explanation for Trent's passing.
Articles By Joshua Law
A forensic analysis of teen Ronaldo’s brutal destruction of Boca Juniors
A 17-year-old Ronaldo put Boca to the sword.
The 7 Barcelona players out on loan in 2021-22 – & how they’re faring
There's a lot of money's worth of footballer here.
Forget the narrative… Eriksen ruined Kante with two touches of 24K gold
Football genius first, heart-warming story second.
The story of Stonewall FC: The LGBT+ club that’s reshaped English football
Stonewall are football pioneers.
Harry Maguire’s heaven-sent pass: The perfect ‘f*ck you’ to the boo boys
Maguire is imperfect - but tough as old boots.
Scaloni’s right – forget Messi’s future & bask in his reverse-pass glory now
F*ck the speculation, watch the football.
Micky Quinn: Keegan broke my heart at Newcastle – I loved the Geordies
Quinn says Kevin Keegan broke his heart.
Sure, Arsenal lost, but Martinelli’s nutmeg ruined Henderson’s life
Martinelli is full of the joy of youth.
Don’t f*ck with Vinicius Jr… he’ll crush your soul with nutmeg goals
Vini Jr will destroy you with a smile on his face.
Call 999, Odegaard stole Bergkamp’s soul & is keeping it in his left sock
Odegaard has a supernatural left heel.
9 brilliant stats from Luis Diaz’s barnstorming display v Brighton
Diaz was brilliant for Liverpool on Saturday.
I saw Roberto Carlos play Sunday league… and it was gloriously sh*t
Featuring Chris Kamara and some terrible football.
LiVARpool’s offside trap is ultimate proof of Jurgen Klopp’s mad genius
Jurgen Klopp is like a baboon, apparently.
Dembele’s rocket-propelled wonder goal restored balance to the universe
Ousmane Dembele almost ripped the net off.
Tottenham’s most expensive signing every season since 2010 – Fazio, Son…
Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe sh*t.
Neymar’s right, Verratti’s like Xavi… just look at this filthy dinked pass
Neymar compared him to Xavi and Iniesta.
Comparing Aurelien Tchouameni’s 21-22 stats to Chelsea’s midfielders
The young Frenchman looks seriously good.
A sensational XI of Ajax academy graduates playing elsewhere in 2022
Ajax surely have Europe's best academy.
17 players we can’t believe are still playing in 2022: Fred, Santa Cruz…
Some of these were playing in the 1990s.
Decline? Messi’s divine nearly-assist showed he was just hibernating
Spring is coming, so is Messi.
‘Man management? Zero out of 100’: 12 quotes on Roy Keane the manager
He's definitely not boring.
Thiago Silva putting Kane on his arse was the perfect Rolls-Royce moment
The Benjamin Button of football.
How Eni Aluko plans to transform US soccer with Serena Williams’ club
Aluko is aiming high with Angel City.
Eniola Aluko: ‘The England team is not diverse, we can do better’
Aluko loves a bit of Sunday league.
‘New Vini Jr’: Endrick’s solo golazo has revealed Brazil’s latest superstar
The latest Brazilian sensation.
Vinicius Jr is so good he’s scoring miracle goals without even trying
Even the Spanish press can't criticise him.
Dani Alves is bringing ‘Good Crazy’ back to Barca one nutmeg at a time
Barca need fun. Alves brings fun.
Traore’s terrifying first touch was the act of a chaos agent Tottenham need
Traore is imperfect but absolutely thrilling.