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Marcus Rashford’s trademark touch is so good modern tech can’t handle it
Neither man nor machine can cope with his class.
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Agnelli’s nightmare, Orsic’s hat-trick is the pure essence of European football
Are you watching, Andrea Agnelli?
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Henderson’s iron palm breathes new life into Solskjaer’s biggest dilemma
The Norwegian has a big decision to make.
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Kevin De Bruyne has a weak foot most left-footed players can only dream of
No weak feet allowed.
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10 depressingly recent events that are older than Tottenham’s Dane Scarlett
Read if you're ready for a dose of reality.
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The Air Jordanification of PSG finally has its Last Dance moment
The Frenchman enjoyed another night of greatness
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Nostalgia
The day Pele escaped a coup in Nigeria by pretending to be a pilot
We haven't seen Messi do anything nearly as cool.
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Mason Mount and the beauty of shutting out all the noise around him
Mount does not care about your opinions.
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Shaqiri’s return from the abyss may have come just in time for Liverpool
The Swiss winger still has a part to play.
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A clichéd New Year’s resolution for every Premier League club in 2021
New year, new team.
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Emile Smith Rowe shows Arsenal there is a fourth direction: forwards
In one game, Smith Rowe transformed Arsenal.
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Neymar, David Bowie, and being a victim of your own genius
Neymar created something stunning vs Basaksehir.
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Memphis Depay digs out Man Utd owners in new rap because he’s ace
Depay calls out the Glazers in his latest song.
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How Cavani’s start compares to other big-name Manchester United strikers
How does Cavani compare to other United signings?
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Five reasons Bielsa absolutely deserves his Coach of the Year nomination
El Loco has more than earned his nomination.
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Remembering Alan Pardew’s bizarre reign as football’s dugout heavyweight
Alan Pardew is an alter-ego from the WWE universe.
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In Depth
Gabriel Zakuani: Signing Nile Ranger, hiring Lomana LuaLua & Pulis’ help
Zakuani is now in charge of eighth tier Spalding.