Didn't stop the Hammers finishing bottom, mind.

Aged 33 and still running the show in Ligue 1.

City seem to have found their Kompany replacement.

Spare a thought for defender Paulo Otavio.

Tomas Repka made Roy Keane look like a pussy cat.

Not to be taken seriously in the slightest.

He really could do it all.

The veteran has fixed Chelsea's leaky defence.

Big Sam is back and we can't wait for more laughs.

Andy Carroll raised a glass to the Ivorian.

He's making world-class saves regularly again.

Many millions have been spent with varying success

Kompany and a whole load of others.

Younger fans may not realise the intense rivalry.

Ageing like fine wine & becoming more popular too.

A lie down in a darkened room is needed.

Lukaku probably scores goals in his sleep.

An obvious first place, but how about the rest?

Hutton was reviled, then adored at Villa Park.

We spent hours attempting to rank these.

We'd win the quadruple with this line-up.

Or, to use his full name, 'Stop it, Jadon Sancho.'

The lad from Stockport is seriously good.

Imagine being Algerian and not rating him?

This game was never likely to be friendly.