Hannibal’s incredibly sexy free-kick should get Man Utd fans salivating
The Man Utd loanee scored his first senior goal.
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‘You are f*cking weak’: How Jose Mourinho’s Chelsea meltdown gave us the perfect photo
A beautiful renaissance picture.
Comparing the fixture difficulty of the PL’s Champions League chasers
Man Utd, Newcastle and Spurs are in contention.
Look Arsenal fans, Dani Ceballos’ backheel assist is absolute madness
Ceballos is starting to thrive at Real Madrid.
The PL table based on the last 38 games: Arsenal 2nd, Liverpool 3rd…
There's more than a few surprises here.
Emre Can has scored the sh*ttest halfway line goal we’ve ever seen
We cannot stop watching this trundle in.
The 11-pass move that proves Michael Carrick is England’s future boss
Carrick has shone at Middlesbrough this year.
5 of Pep Guardiola’s most hilarious Man City excuses: Trains, Klopp…
Guardiola often deflects criticism after losing.
Lionel Messi’s latest knee-trembling wonderstrike shows he’s the GOAT
Messi was at it again for PSG.
Neal Maupay channelling his inner-Suarez to rattle Arsenal was elite sh*thousery
Truly the shithouse's shithouse.
Comparing the fixture difficulty of the PL’s eight relegation contenders
It's becoming desperate down the bottom.
Ross Barkley & the Everton goal he celebrated before he’d even scored
The arrogance we all secretly love to see.
Gabriel’s wild hack on Vini Jr was the most non-league moment ever
We've all seen this happen many times.
Pep Guardiola, Barcelona & the greatest assist you’ve never seen
Guardiola was a silky midfielder back in the day.
Morocco World Cup star Ounahi & a wondergoal to make PL owners weep
How did this guy only go for £10million?
An ode to the Brian Clough punch that sealed Roy Keane’s devotion
It made a huge impression on a young Roy.
Ranking the BBC and ITV’s FA Cup pundits from worst to best
We really liked Shearer on co-comms.
Revisiting Tottenham’s 7 wonderkids from FM 2013 a decade later
None of these youngsters fulfiled their promise.
Pedri’s gravity-defying skill would’ve made Issac Newton eat the apple
We've genuinely never seen anything like it.
Sean Dyche’s Klopp-rattling barb shows he’s Everton’s dream boss
Dyche is tasked with saving Everton's season.
Revisiting Barca’s last crisis: the terrible 02-03 season under Van Gaal
The last time Barca were in such a mess.
Dele Alli’s gloriously sh*t goal for Besiktas deserves its own statue
It could kickstart Dele's career in Turkey.
Rodrygo’s Copa gobsmacker was simply his most clutch moment yet
Madrid saw off Atleti in their Copa del Rey clash.
Ranking Jose Mourinho’s 7 signings at Tottenham from worst to best
Mourinho managed to make seven signings at Spurs.
An ode to Jose Mourinho’s p*ss-boiling return to Chelsea in 2018
As the clock ticked into injury time on a gorgeous autumnal day at Stamford Bridge, Jose Mourinho sat in his dug-out bearing an uncanny resemblance to Moe Szyslak serving a portion of “Million Dollar” Birthday Fries. Mourinho’s Manchester United had travelled to Chelsea more in hope than expectation after a shocking start to the 2018-19 season, […]
Arnaut Danjuma’s jaw-dropping 2021 missile vindicates Spurs’ hijack
Danjuma is the baller that Spurs have needed.
Forget defending, Jakub Kiwior scores Messi-esque wonder goals
Kiwior looks another canny signing by Arsenal.
The PL table over the course of Lampard’s 38 games as Everton boss
Lampard is coming under increasing pressure.
Analysing Richard Keys’ vendetta against Arsenal and Mikel Arteta
Arsenal keep rubbing Keysie up the wrong way.
Everything you need to know about new Arsenal signing Jakub Kiwior
Kiwior joins from Italian club Spezia.