Ranking every centre-back to play for Man City since the 2008 takeover
Kompany and a whole load of others.
Articles By Michael Lee
‘Everybody loves Olivier Giroud’ – Can we swap lives with him for a day?
Ageing like fine wine & becoming more popular too.
Unprofessional? Lukaku continues to show Neville he just needed some TLC
Lukaku probably scores goals in his sleep.
A completely scientific ranking of every goal nominated for the Puskas Award
We spent hours attempting to rank these.
An excellent XI of players not to be nominated for FIFA’s Player of the Year
We'd win the quadruple with this line-up.
Thought of the day: is there anything Jadon Sancho cannot do?
Or, to use his full name, 'Stop it, Jadon Sancho.'
Phil Foden & a touch to show he’s not just England’s future, he’s their present
The lad from Stockport is seriously good.
Riyad Mahrez: From bribery accusations to Algeria’s talisman
Imagine being Algerian and not rating him?
Goalkeeper subbed on up front in Philippines in homage to Stuart Pearce
Football would be poorer without these moments.
The Joy Of…Indirect free-kicks in the penalty area: Shearer, Ronaldo, Tadic
Life would be better with more indirect free-kicks
Nicolo Barella’s backheel assist was straight from a Nike ‘Joga Bonito’ ad
Filth such as this should be kept post-watershed.
One overhead kick at a time, Zlatan becomes football’s Benjamin Button
We hope and pray to age like Zlatan has.
Morata’s offside hat-trick confirms he’s the world’s saddest footballer
Morata should hire a hypnotist to reignite himself
‘Then why don’t you do it?’: The joy of Thierry Henry’s frustrated genius
Netflix, give this man a series. It makes sense.
Scholz took Xherdan Shaqiri’s bait, only to find him in a different postcode
We need more Xherdan Shaqiri in our lives.
Newcastle’s signing of ASM’s brickie mate is straight from a ‘Goal!’ script
Indalecio is like a real-life Santiago Munez.
Remembering the time Dean Windass got three red cards in one game
There's the red mist and then there's this.
Ranking every PL manager by how popular they would be as a teacher
Detention would consist of extra set-pieces.
An ode to David Moyes’ Jose-esque celebration & WHU’s quiet resilience
Moyes out-Josed Jose with his celebration here.
Fabrice Muamba: Football gave me confidence as a refugee to be myself
Muamba's experiences are extremely inspirational.
Great Goals Revisited: Big sexy Graziano Pelle’s big sexy overhead kick
We miss Graziano Pelle tbh.
Watch: Southgate answers question about Grealish by talking about Mount
The Villa man has yet to win Southgate over.
Ranking every Premier League manager by how good their haircut is
This is the real quiz, no doubt about it.
Everton’s brilliant Spirit of the Blues memes have won the internet
We, for one, welcome our new Toffee overlords.
Ranking the 20 African footballers to play for Arsenal from worst to best
Arsenal have fielded plenty of African talent.
Dani Ceballos and two moments to show he’s still Arsenal’s biggest baller
Ceballos produced two skilful moments on Sunday.
Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg’s reaction to an Aurier tackle will make your morning
Hojbjerg personifies the new and tougher Tottenham
Ranking West Ham’s 20 most expensive signings from worst to best
Believe it or not, there are some success stories.