The Shithouse Files: Marco Boogers v Man Utd, when he nearly killed G Nev
Marco Boogers didn't need long to make his mark.
Articles By Sid Lambert
An ode to Tony Yeboah at Leeds United, King of the Thunderbastards
When Tony Yeboah hit a ball, it stayed hit.
The Sh*thouse Files: Rivaldo v Turkey when the revered became reviled
These things happen in football. So said Rivaldo.
The Highlight Reel: George Weah’s three-week burst of genius at PSG
For three weeks in '94, Weah was untouchable.
‘Shouldn’t you be at work?’ 5 times Des Lynam was just wonderful
We'll fight anyone who doesn't love Des Lynam.
Celebrating young Tino Asprilla taking the p*ss out of Maldini & co
Serie A was bossed by defences - until Tino.
A celebration of Romario at Barca: Football, flights and f*cking
He didn't look like a footballer. Didn't matter.
The Highlight Reel: Young Van Basten ridiculing the best players in the land
He scored spectacular goals throughout his career.
Four Champ Man legends of the 90s: Lamptey, Bakayoko, Alexandersson…
These lot made all those lost hours worthwhile.
The Shithouse Files: Frank Rijkaard gobbing on Rudi Voller at Italia 90
Rudi Voller. Ace, but best known for being spat on
An ode to Steve Bull, Wolves’ T-Rex & England’s unlikely World Cup star
Steve Bull went from non-league to Italia 90.
The Highlight Reel: Gabriel Batistuta’s greatest Fiorentina goals
Sid Lambert remembers Batigol's brilliance.
‘Brilliant! Schoolboys’ Own stuff’: Four times Barry Davies was perfect
'They who were silent are now in song.'
Recalling the 3 wildest PL transfer rumours of the 90s: Baggio, Zidane…
Football transfer gossip in the 90s was weird.
Paul Warhurst: From jobbing centre-half to England’s most lethal striker
A transformation not seen since.
Lee Dixon, the backpass rule and the most needless own goal of all time
David Seaman lobbed yet again...
The Highlight Reel: Roberto Baggio raging against the dying of the light
Sid Lambert on the Divine Ponytail’s last hurrah.
Better late than never? 5 stars who came to the PL past their sell-by date…
Sometimes it's better never than late.
A celebration of the best chipped goals of the 90s: Albert, Cantona, Bergkamp…
The chip is a lost art. It was rife in the 90s.
Brilliantly shit 90s football moments: Teddy Sheringham v Sheffield United
Another reminder of why 90s football was so good.
Remembering five Championship Man legends you’ll definitely have signed
Start game. Search free transfers. Sign T.West.
The Shithouse Files: Ronald Koeman v England, when the ref bottled it
It's still astonishing Ronald Koeman was booked.
The Shithouse Files: Slaven Bilic v France, when he broke Blanc’s heart
“I could get this c*nt sent off here.”
The Shithouse Files: Thierry Henry v Ireland, when he embarrassed a nation
Cheating doesn't win friends. But it wins matches.