Posts by Tom Victor
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TrendingAn ode to Pepe, the original shithouse who warmed up the throne for Ramos
You come at the king, you best not miss.
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TrendingMateo Kovacic’s bicycle kick might just be the most ridiculous attempt ever
If you don't try then you can't ever succeed.
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TrendingErling Braut Haaland is so good we’re having an existential crisis
He makes us remember why we love football.
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In DepthAn ode to Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, the master of just scoring goal after goal
He never stops scoring.
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NostalgiaYouri Djorkaeff at Bolton Wanderers: Don’t try to explain it, just enjoy it
Youri Djorkaeff played for Bolton. It was great.
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TrendingThe only explanation for Lionel Messi’s assist is that he doesn’t see defenders
You can't stop Messi even if you want to.
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TrendingJadon Sancho’s Dortmund form is even scarier than the numbers suggest
The England teenager is outrageous.
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TrendingNeymar’s got bored again so thought he’d take the p*ss with an arse pass
Neymar is forever breaking new ground.
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TrendingGini Wijnaldum pulled down Maguire’s pants and hurled them into the wind
Liverpool's Dutch midfielder is stepping it up.
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NostalgiaA celebration of Nicklas Bendtner, his modest talent & not-so-modest belief
Nicklas Bendtner's belief has taken him places...
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TrendingMarouane Fellaini was the glue holding the Premier League together
We didn't know how much we'd miss Fellaini.
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TrendingAll hail Fede Valverde, Real Madrid’s new king of sh*thousery
You won't see many 'better' fouls than this.
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TrendingArsenal’s Sokratis tried to fight all of Leeds United and it was beautiful
Some positive signs for the Gunners.
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TrendingThe 38 seconds which showed Liverpool’s reserves were right at home
This was no smash and grab from Liverpool.
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In DepthWayne Bridge: I didn’t see my quality & thought Man City paid too much for me
Wayne Bridge's career was riddled with self-doubt.
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TrendingWith one pass, Liverpool’s Naby Keita made Leicester forget everything
A pass of the season contender.
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TrendingSerge Aurier’s backheel volley was so crazy you just know Jose has changed
Aurier's backheel was distinctly un-Mourinho.
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NostalgiaRyan Babel didn’t reach his full potential, but football needs more like him
Babel had plenty of high notes at Ajax and beyond.
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TrendingSanti Cazorla is making a mockery of everything we thought we knew
The maestro is back to his best in Spain.
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TrendingAdel Taarabt is back and he’s making your dad angry again
Taarabt hasn't changed, and why should he?
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NostalgiaRemembering Man Utd 5-3 Blackburn, a forgotten League Cup classic
One of the wildest ever League Cup games.
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TrendingJoao Felix’s nutmeg on Gerard Pique showed the future’s gaining on the past
A glorious nutmeg from the youngster.
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NostalgiaRoberto Mancini wasn’t at Leicester long, but he left an indelible mark
Remembering the Italian's five-game Foxes career.
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TrendingThe moment that told us we’d entered the era of Mourinho 2.0 at Tottenham
Mourinho said he was learning. That might be true.