An ode to Jose Mourinho’s p*ss-boiling return to Chelsea in 2018
As the clock ticked into injury time on a gorgeous autumnal day at Stamford Bridge, Jose Mourinho sat in his dug-out bearing an uncanny resemblance to Moe Szyslak serving a portion of “Million Dollar” Birthday Fries. Mourinho’s Manchester United had travelled to Chelsea more in hope than expectation after a shocking start to the 2018-19 season, […]
A forensic analysis of Eden Hazard kicking the Swansea City ball boy
Remembering a truly bizarre incident from 2013.
Nicolas Anelka: ‘Le Sulk’ who inspired smiles at Arsenal & Chelsea
Don't let the moniker detract from his quality.
Gianluca Vialli at Chelsea: Smoking, champagne & standing ovations
Vialli transformed Chelsea with class and style.
Remembering Chelsea 4-4 Villa, a forgotten Premier League classic
Eight goals. Three red cards. Plenty of chaos.
Celebrating Drogba and Lehmann’s ridiculously pantomime ‘dive off’
Very childish and very, very funny.
A tribute to the glorious Gianfranco Zola, an unbelievable PL bargain
Is it possible not to love Gianfranco Zola?
Joe Cole: Chelsea beating Arsenal’s Invincibles was the turning point for both clubs
It all changed after that famous win at Highbury.
‘He’s a little man’ – Recalling Conte & Mourinho’s brief yet iconic rivalry
We'd love to see them battle it out again one day.
The wonderkid ‘better than Cristiano Ronaldo’ who Chelsea couldn’t save
“You think Cristiano is good? Wait to see Fabio."
A tribute to Eidur Gudjohnsen, football’s Forrest Gump
Eidur Gudjohnsen squeezed in a lot in his career.
Remembering Andriy Shevchenko’s first 45 minutes as a Chelsea hero
Shevchenko gave Blues a glimpse of his greatness.
Joe Cole’s World Cup wondergoal was a glimpse of our ‘English Messi’
An epic goal from a brilliant player.
Celebrating Juan Mata at Chelsea: Part creator, part cold-blooded killer
Don't forget how good Juan Mata was at Chelsea.
‘You’re gonna miss’: Why Mikel John Obi was Chelsea’s true 2012 UCL hero
Mikel, not Drogba, was the real star of the show.
An ode to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink: Complex, controversial, clinical
It was always eventful when Jimmy was around.
A love letter to Ramires and his perfectly-timed moment of magic
Ramires was Chelsea's unsung hero.
Where are they now? Chelsea’s first starting XI of the Abramovich era
It's been one hell of a journey under Abramovich.
Giant killings: How Bradford crushed Mourinho’s Chelsea at the Bridge
The biggest FA Cup miracle of them all?
Remembering Damien Duff, Arjen Robben & Chelsea at their most fun
If only we'd got to see them together for longer.
A tribute to Hernan Crespo, once the most expensive footballer in the world
Hernan Crespo was a bit special back in the day.
A detailed recollection of Chelsea 2 Manchester United 2 from 2002
This was peak 2000s Premier League.
Scott Minto: When I joined Chelsea, their training ground was shocking
The story of a brilliant team, from the inside.
Fernando Torres: The Chelsea ‘flop’ who still stole fans’ hearts
He'll always have a place in Chelsea fans' hearts.