Oil slicks, vest illusions, and Inception stripes.
We've got a potentially fatal case of Olympic fever. Acute Olympitis. Serious Olymparrhoea.
It's a very mixed bag.
Casting Andy Serkis as Steve Cooper felt a bit like bullying. We're arguably better than that.
We had to double check the record books for some of these.
We can’t believe these guys played alongside CR7.
Even CR7 has an off day every now and again.
Some big names have been without a club for over a year.
These guys snubbed moves to Saudi Arabia.
It must be annoying to be related to footballing royalty.
Non dormire sulla Serie A.
Arsenal's new signing has caught everybody's attention...
These guys are earning some serious money.
This lot were unlucky to share names with footballing royalty.
Take pre-season with a pinch of salt.
Como, are you okay?
We'd fancy this lot to do pretty well in whatever league they played in.