As things stand, some big names look set to go trophyless in 2023-24.
There's only two non-Spanish or Portuguese-speaking players in this XI.
There's always one.
Just reading the names in this XI has made us drool.
One of the hardest tricks to master.
We've psychoanalysed all 16 remaining teams in the 2023-24 edition.
Feast your eyes on this lot.
We're available at a reasonable price, Infantino.
The most-watched club match isn't what you might expect.
He's a master of the wind-up
More money than sense, this lot.
An unbelievable achievement.
Arturo Vidal's Colo Colo unveiling was truly spectacular.
He's got a unique taste, has Jose.
Kalvin Phillips is the latest signing that just hasn't worked out for Pep.
Failing in England isn't always the end.
We can’t believe these players never won it.
Make it happen. ASAP.