It's 2024, and Twitter is awash with people posting videos and compilations of prime 'Barclaysmen'.
Almost time to get regularly hammered at digital football by gen alpha kids.
Fifteen England players featured in that match, including subs, and most of them are now household names.
It's an exclusive list of elite clubs.
Runs in the family.
Leo Messi giving it the big 'un.
Move aside, Marco.
There's something eating away in Ronaldo's head there, and we reckon we know what it is.
No love lost.
The United Arab Emirates, home to the Burj Khalifa, expensive hotels, social media influencers, Richard Keys, and Andy Gray.
Almost 20 years ago...
The shortlist is out and Messi and Ronaldo are nowhere to be seen.
A new-look Three Lions...
Featuring Ivan Toney's latest howler...
This lot have called it quits following the summer tournaments.
No prizes for guessing top spot.
"The roughness and the edges of youth are gone and you are left with the pure essence of soul."
Neville has been made to look daft on more than one occasion.