"You're in f*cking Latvia."
We still can't forgive Suarez for 2010.
Derby days are the best days.
It's a good job David Moyes likes crisps.
Very occasionally, managers change their minds.
There's not many to choose from.
"Erm, erm...dos, tres, cuatro...times."
Plus Norwich, Newcastle and Aston Villa.
Where will Usain Bolt fit into all this?
Featuring a number of brilliant stories.
Featuring lots of Jose, obviously.
Things could have been very different.
Forest and Derby have one thing in common.
Oh what could have been for Giuseppe Rossi.
Featuring Ronnie Radford & the parkas, obviously.
We want to join David Beckham's fencing squad.
Who knew Doctor Who could play a bit?
Not everyone enjoys visiting football stadiums.