Once heroes, these players are now villains.
The players currently twiddling their thumbs.
Imagine being employed to keep someone company.
Most of these have suffered big falls from grace.
There are a lot of big names playing in China.
Choupo-Moting to PSG has got nothing on these.
Luiz & Conte have nothing on this lot.
Some footballers have mastered this dark art.
We're not sure whether to laugh or cry.
We all love swearing in football.
Of course Phil Jones features.
Scoring goals is underrated.
Yes, Jamie Cureton is still going. And scoring.
Maradona as chairman - what can possibly go wrong?
Harry Kane has finally scored a PL goal in August
How to become a hero at a club.
How is Eric Djemba-Djemba still playing?!
Pre-season has certainly been useful for this lot.