An ode to Joe Kinnear & his iconic sweary rant at Newcastle United
Newcastle United's banter era takes some beating.
9 of the current longest trophy droughts in Europe: Spurs & Newcastle lead the way…
The weight may have been lifted for Athletic Bilbao, but some clubs are still living under a cloud of trophylessness.
A ridiculous XI of players that Newcastle currently have unavailable
The starting XI you can construct with the Toon's current list of unavailable players is a bit of a joke.
The 7 teams that were top at this stage of the season & let it slip ft. Arsenal, Man Utd, Chelsea…
A good omen for Liverpool?
13 teams that need to be reunited with their classic kit makers immediately
We've picked out thirteen teams that need to reconcile with their ex-kit manufacturers immediately.
6 players Eddie Howe needs to rebuild Newcastle’s squad around
Things have been a struggle on Tyneside this season - but the future could still look very bright for Newcastle.
We’re delighted to announce that Jonjo Shelvey has turned into Roberto Carlos
What a hit son. What a hit.
Ranking all 12 of Newcastle’s post-takeover signings from worst to best
More hits than misses, we'd say.
One player that got away for every Premier League club: Palmer, Salah, Zaha…
There's always one.
Gamechanger for Man Utd? An absolutely superb XI of players signed by Dan Ashworth
His track record is pretty much flawless.
A beautifully brain-itching Premier League XI using numbers by position: Sterling, Haaland, Szoboszlai…
Make numbers by position a requirement. Please.
Newcastle have prized a mini Haaland away from Man City – he has the ponytail & goals to match
City's loss looks set to be Newcastle's gain.
5 Newcastle players linked with fund-raising sales: Trippier, Almiron…
Will the Magpies offload this lot to balance the books?
Everything Jose Mourinho has said about his next job: Saudi, Newcastle, Chelsea, Portugal…
Newcastle next for Jose?
Do left-footers have the hardest shots? An (almost) scientific investigation into a football phenomenon
We've asked actual sport scientists whether left-footers hit the ball harder.
Can derbies ever be nice? 5 times heated rivalries became unexpectedly friendly
Football doesn't need to be all angst and hatred...
Where are they now? The last Newcastle XI to beat Sunderland in 2011
It's been quite a while since.
5 former Newcastle players who are currently thriving away from St James’ Park
This lot are currently loving life away from St James' Park.
The 34 Premier League players one booking away from a Boxing Day suspension
An extra day off at Christmas is possible.
3 former Newcastle players we can’t believe are still free agents
It's shocked us that this lot are still unemployed.
Remember Hatem Ben Arfa? He’s busy conquering the world at another sport
Ben Arfa is becoming one of France's leading Padel players.
Remembering Joey Barton’s car-crash appearance on Question Time
Barton wasn't asked back. We can't think why...
Where are they now? Every Premier League club’s record signing
Spending money is no guarantee of success.
Newcastle’s new No. 1? Comparing De Gea and Ramsdale’s stats with Nick Pope’s
Newcastle are looking for a new goalkeeper.