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Brazilian striker Ronaldo cheers after scoring the winning goal against Turkey in the semi final of the FIFA World Cup in Saitama, Japan, 26 June 2002. The match ended 1:0 for Brazil.

A celebration of Ronaldo fan sites of the early 2000s – ‘My header is bad’

Ronaldo, O Fenomeno, scored more than 300 career goals. His talents are best remembered via Web 1.0 fan sites.

It is the summer of 2002. Ronaldo, the finest striker of his generation, is winning the World Cup with Brazil.

He is a phenomenon.

His hair, shaved but for a distinctive semi-circle above his forehead, is discussed across the globe as he scores eight goals and wins the Golden Boot.

“Everybody was only talking about my injury,” he will later explain. “When I arrived in training with this haircut everybody stopped talking about the injury.”

His performances – and a Lazarus-like return from injury – will earn him a move to Real Madrid from Inter Milan.

Meanwhile, it is the summer of 2002 on the internet.

Your friends are patiently downloading A Rush of Blood to the Head on Kazaa. Windows XP has replaced Windows 98.

Hordes of Ronaldo devotees are asking Jeeves for information about their hero.

They find it: first at r9ronaldo.com, the official site of Ronaldo Luís Nazario de Lima, and then in other places — darker places, stranger places.

In their search, they discover the unofficial Ronaldo fan sites of the early 2000s.

R9 Ronaldo (Official)

R9 Ronaldo is a clean, multi-language website that closely follows the life and career of its subject, Brazilian striker Ronaldo.

Browsing its pages, you can find news, images and non-football-related games (Connect 4, Snake andBeer Man’ are some of the better options).

You can even “send special cards to your friends and parents with the best pictures of Ronaldo”.

Slightly underwhelming is the section of the website labelled ‘TOP SECRET’, which mostly contains supportive messages for friends and team-mates.

“Nicely done, Amoroso!” Ronaldo says. “I was glad to hear that you were the most valuable player during the game that Borussia Dortmund won over Hamburg for 4- 3.”

“Ciao Ronaldo!” Amoroso replies. “Thanks for all the encouragement that you are giving me. I am really playing well at the moment.”

The R9 Ronaldo shop offers Ronaldo-branded bucket hats, travel bags and other objects.

El Fenomeno Ronaldo

Even for a website of the early 2000s, El Fenomeno Ronaldo is threadbare.

Biography and statistics pages are both rendered in plain text. Images are kept to thumbnail size.

These faults are, however, redeemed by a mesmerising collection of wallpapers — each a Microsoft Paint masterpiece.

Ronaldo: The Soccer Legend

One of the best parts of Ronaldo: The Soccer Legend is its ‘Misc’ photo gallery.

“Here you will find pictures of Ronaldo out of the field,” it promises. “Pictures of Ronaldo with his wife, giving speeches, travelling and etc.”

It delivers on that promise.

There’s much more than just visual content, though. The rest of the site is a treasure trove of information and insight.

“Ronaldo bought a pizza parlour for his dad Nelio in Rio de Janeiro, with the help of Ronnie’s sister, Lone,” the website explains on its ‘Facts’ page.

Time has not been kind to all of its assertions, however. Another ‘fact’ is that “Ronaldo loves sweets and ice cream, but he doesn’t grow fat.”

According to Ronaldo: The Soccer Legend, Ronaldo’s favourite colour is blue, his favourite actor is Sylvester Stallone and his favourite painter is Vincent Van Gogh.

All I Want is Ronaldo

All I Want is Ronaldo is, without doubt, the greatest website on the internet. And for one reason only.

The reason being that the fan page has an alphabetised Ronaldo glossary, containing such titbits as these:

D

Disadvantage: “My header is bad”.

F

Food: Ronaldo loves food. Ronaldo’s favourites are: Brazilian meat with bean and potatoes or fish, he also loves Mango, Hamburger, Macrao, Coca-Cola and Lollipop.

M

Music: He loves the Funki music, he has more than 3000 CDs (!!!) and he listens to them in a Hi-Fi worth more than $20,000.

The glossary originally appeared in La Gazzetta dello Sport, but the translation takes it to another level.

Visitors can also download a selection of Ronaldo screensavers and Winamp skins.

Ronaldoweb

Most of Ronaldoweb has disappeared into the ether, but what remains is a glorious cocktail of Word Art and bright colours.

Conclusion

It is autumn 2023 and Ronaldo owns controlling stakes in Real Valladolid in Spain and Cruzeiro in Brazil.

All of his fan sites have been deleted.

By Benedict O’Neill


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