Get ready to cringe like mad.
It's been one hell of a journey under Abramovich.
The ultimate king of b*stadry.
Man Utd are creating a new role.
How is Eric Djemba-Djemba still playing?!
It's a battle between Man Utd and Liverpool.
Who remembers Oyvind Leonhardsen?
Who do you rate as No.1?
One last time for Claudio Pizarro.
There are some big names on this list.
Would you rather a team of Milners or Hazards?
One club has bought 74 goals.
What can Liverpool expect this season?
Players getting hit in the b*llocks is always fun.
Who doesn't love a debut stunner?
More British players could move abroad.
The Premier League is back.
There are options right up and down the league.
Fantasy Football is back but several stars aren't.
We're suckers for a good squad number.