10 of Sam Allardyce’s most ‘Big Sam’ moments: Chico, Mourinho, Wenger

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Big Sam is back in the Premier League with West Bromwich Albion and we couldn’t be happier. Nobody defines the Premier League era quite like him. 

Yes, managers like Sir Alex Ferguson, Arsene Wenger and Pep Guardiola may have collected trophies like a first-year student collects vintage jumpers. But have they married the contrasting styles of Jay-Jay Okocha and Nicky Hunt into a team that persistently bothered the elite clubs? No, they did not.

We’ve collected 10 occasions that created the ‘Big Sam’ legend.

Chico

One belly-busting laugh that destroyed Chico’s fragile masculinity.

Jose Mourinho

Like a soap villain getting their comeuppance, it’s always funny to see another manager give Mourinho a taste of his own medicine.

Dr. Allardyce administered a healthy dose after West Ham eked out a goalless draw at Stamford Bridge in 2014.

Dancing

Rumour has it that Rihanna saw this video and wanted Allardyce as her back-up dancer on the popstar’s 2016 world tour.

With hips that put Shakira to shame, we can only commend her taste.

Russell Brand

We’d manage West Ham, the footballing equivalent of fostering a teenager with behavioural issues, if there was a chance of receiving a smacker from Russell Brand.

After receiving one from the TV personality following a victory over Manchester City, Allardyce turned a colour that Dulex would describe as puce.

Allardici

Asked in 2010 about the prospect of managing an elite club, the then Blackburn Rovers boss told reporters: “I won’t ever be going to a top-four club because I’m not called Allardici, just Allardyce.

“I’m not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid. It wouldn’t be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time.”

This demonstrated a level of self-confidence would put candidates on The Apprentice to shame.

Arsene Wenger

In his autobiography, Allardyce spoke about his love of winding up Arsene Wenger.

“I enjoyed beating Arsenal more than anyone when I was in charge at Bolton,” Allardyce said. “We’d really got to them and Arsene Wenger hated us.

“There was one time he wouldn’t shake hands with me at Highbury because we got a draw. I saw him ripping his tie off and throwing it on the floor in anger. He takes it all very personally and has an air of arrogance. He’s not one for inviting you into his office for a drink after the game.

“The more I wound him up, the more I liked it.”

Louis van Gaal

After Manchester United snaffled a last-minute equaliser at West Ham in 2015, Big Sam said  ‘We couldn’t cope with long-ball United – it was thump it forward and see what they could get.’

A comment that said with more than a hint of mischievousness, you’ll agree. Louis van Gaal didn’t quite see the funny side.

Ear Cupping

You can imagine how much this endeared Big Sam to the flat-capped geezers at West Ham.

Norwich v Sunderland

This reminded us of a scrap outside a taxi rank after a night out where everybody’s had one too many.

On this evidence, there’s no chance you’d find us messing with Big Sam in any capacity.

William Hill advert

In a parallel universe, Allardyce would have been leading England at the 2018 World Cup and leaving the world’s premier defences bamboozled on how to deal with Andy Carroll.

An undercover journalist and a pint of wine put paid to that dream, but Allardyce was kept busy during the tournament in Russia – by pulling pints and playing pool in a William Hill promotional shoot.

The words ‘pizza ad’ spring to mind.

By Michael Lee


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