Rarely does a day pass by that there isn’t something from the world of football to make us smile – and now we’ve rounded up some of the things we enjoyed most in 2017.
Every Monday we publish a list of moments we loved over the weekend just gone, but football keeps us entertained 365 days a year, not just on matchdays.
Throw in some of the nonsense that entertains us in the office, and some of the best things we’ve seen published by friends, partners and inspirations over the past year, and 2017 has been alright.
1. Paul Pogba continuing to make Garth Crooks look silly.
2. Peter Crouch’s enduring brilliance.
3. Listening to Three Lions six months early despite knowing it’s going to end in tears.
4. Rotating lunches between Boots, Greggs & Tesco meal deals.
5. COPA90 continuing to produce consistently brilliant videos.
6. Liam Gallagher’s emphatic return as a hilarious gobshite.
7. Pep Guardiola making Manchester City brilliant.
8. This photo of Roy Hodgson and Slaven Bilic.
Football is truly the greatest thing in the world/absolutely shite (delete as applicable) pic.twitter.com/7twoLIf9q3
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) October 29, 2017
9. Our mates at Football365 winning Online Media of the Year at the Football Supporters’ Federation awards.
10. The Gaffer crumbling under the pressure of having to try the quizzes in the office.
11. Samuel Saiz stealing Rob’s heart.
12. Publishing a list of 10 players then realising you’ve included 11.
13. Celebrating a last minute winner against a 12-year-old on Ultimate Team like you’ve just won the World Cup.
14. Watching Eden Hazard play football.
15. Arsene Wenger’s refusal to call it a day.
16. Jordan Doyle’s writing on following Marine FC.
17. Anthony Martial nutmegging anyone and everyone.
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) December 5, 2017
18. Lionel Messi being Lionel Messi.
19. Eric Dier and Dele Alli’s bromance.
20. Son Heung-min’s handshakes.
21. That fuzzy feeling we get when we remember Leicester actually won the title.
22. Tom Victor’s always brilliant writing, but especially his piece on Adel Taarabt and the line: “He’s the type of man who could sell a dummy to a brick wall. He could dribble around an M.C. Escher staircase. He could nutmeg the air.”
23. Antonio Conte’s hair transplant.
24. The Manchester derby ending with a scrap in the tunnel.
25. The simmering tension between the Football Weekly and Totally Football Show lads.
26. Thinking about what might have happened if Gazza got his toe on it against Germany at Euro 96.
27. Joe Barbieri’s illustrations.
— Joe Barbieri (@jbdotco) November 15, 2017
28. Meetings at Wapentake on a Tuesday when the pints only cost £2.
29. The Arsenal 89 documentary.
30. Ian Wright.
There's some very important debate going down on Reddit which we are fully endorsing. pic.twitter.com/NbWgB34FNa
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) November 20, 2017
32. Mundial making the best magazine in the world.
33. The weird and wonderful world of Athletico Mince.
34. Struggling to work out whether Jesse Lingard is good or not.
35. The ridiculous achievements of England’s youth teams.
36. Fara Williams scoring directly from kick-off.
Fara Williams scoring straight from the restart as Reading FC Women beat Arsenal 2-1 pic.twitter.com/FhZFrZXz7s
— James Dart (@James_Dart) November 5, 2017
37. Non-league dogs.
38. Pub dogs.
39. Dogs that invade football pitches.
Here's a brilliant clip of Dean Kiely's attempting to save a dog! pic.twitter.com/EElm8i0FgA
— 90s Football (@90sfootball) December 10, 2017
40. Wayne Rooney continuing to knock them in despite people crying “his legs have gone” for the past five years.
41. Kolo Toure wading in on Piers Morgan on Twitter.
42. Wondering how many Where Are They Nows we can do which involve Gilberto Silva so that we get to mention he has a giant anteater named after him in London zoo.
43. The French woman who plays the scissors in Noel Gallagher’s band
44. Interviewing John Barnes and only talking about World In Motion and the Anfield Rap.
45. This photo of John Barnes and Bernard Sumner.
It's John Barnes' birthday. Name a more iconic duo, we'll wait.
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) November 7, 2017
46. Dan Kendall’s wonderful What Makes A Club photo series.
47. The new Adidas Predators.
48. The old Adidas Predators.
49. The Walsall fan who booked a cheap hotel only 11 miles away from Portsmouth then realising it was on the Isle of Wight.
50. Discovering England players planned to celebrated by running straight down the tunnel at Wembley if they had scored the first ever Golden Goal in the Euro 96 semi-final.
51. Shaka Hislop’s get up.
Shaka Hislop & A Brief History Of Wavey Garms. pic.twitter.com/7PcNKtpgic
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) November 20, 2017
52. Everyone remembering that Mesut Ozil is actually an excellent footballer.
53. Premier League clubs being linked with players you signed on Football Manager 2008.
54. Martin De Roon becoming our favourite player.
55. Going to Dortmund, feeling like a member of the Secret Service and getting drunk while stood in the Yellow Wall.
56. Speaking to former Inter boss Gigi Simoni about Serie A being dodgy as f*ck.
57. Just how ridiculously handsome Gaetano Berardi is.
58. Football stickers.
59. This amazing video from our mates at Turnstile.
When Channel 4 won the rights to show Italian football in the 90s, the Italian Channel 4 got its hands on the Premier League. Our rare found footage shows we definitely got the better deal… pic.twitter.com/oSZbIgSsdA
— Turnstile.co.uk (@turnstilecouk) November 8, 2017
60. The enduring legacy of Paul the Octopus.
61. Leeds United completing a century of loan players since relegation.
62. Josh Parkin’s illustrations.
Pre-match excitement. pic.twitter.com/Bd8SG8ufSA
— Josh Parkin (@JoshParkin) September 23, 2017
63. Seeing how many Leeds references Rob can get into this.
64. Extremely serious conversations about whether you’d rather have the legs of a crab or arms of a crab.
65. The 1 like = 1 ridiculous thing thread for Newcastle.
1 like = 1 ridiculous thing from Newcastle United's recent history.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) May 1, 2017
66. Andrea Pirlo, always.
Brb, just going to stare at this photo for the rest of the day. pic.twitter.com/uTiVKfJ2q9
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) December 13, 2017
67. Tino Asprilla dressing up as a t-rex and riding horses.
68. Rob being set to lose a £20 bet with a Wolves fan over whose team gets into the Premier League first even though Wolves have been relegated to League One during that time.
69. Mike Skinner returning with The Streets.
70. Goalscoring goalkeepers.
71. 21-man brawls.
72. Yer Da jokes.
73. The Gaffer having a kid.
74. Rob getting a new dog.
75. The Brudenell Social Club.
76. This photo.
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) November 17, 2017
77. Greggs replacing Jesus in the nativity scene with a sausage roll.
78. Savouring every last moment of Francesco Totti’s career. We love you, mate.
79. Mohamed Salah going 22-carat ewok for Liverpool.
80. Peep Show references.
81. Xherdan Shaqiri giving the Gaffer hope that everything is going to be alright at Stoke.
82. Big Nev.
Goodnight whoever and whatever you are I don't care
Just be happy
— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) October 12, 2017
83. Dries Mertens suddenly becoming Diego Maradona reincarnated at Napoli.
84. Diego Maradona. Siempre.
85. That mad Mario Mandzukic goal in the Champions League final.
86. Eartha Pond and her work for the Grenfell Tower victims.
87. Playing three at the back.
88. The British Culture Archive Twitter account.
— British Culture Archive (@britcultarchive) November 11, 2017
89. David Squires.
90. Tony Yeboah not actually dying.
91. Counting down the minutes until it’s acceptable to go for lunch.
92. Reading, then re-reading, then re-reading Joel Golby’s article on Gazza again and again.
93. Will Unwin’s One-Game Wonders series.
94. Thinking of Michael Owen as the 18-year-old wonderkid who was the best teenager on the planet.
95. Watching YouTube compilations of Robbie Fowler’s goals.
96. Cristiano Ronaldo’s self-confidence.
97. Alex Hess’ writing.
98. Jozy Altidore winning the MLS.
99. Panama qualifying for the World Cup.
100. Dirk Kuyt scoring a hat-trick in his final match as a professional footballer to clinch Feyenoord’s first league title in 18 years.
101. Everyone that was written for us, drawn for us, helped us out in any way or taken the time to read our stuff. You’re all mint.
Have a great Christmas and New Year. Here’s to an even better 2018.
Lots of love,
Us Lot x
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