11 players we can’t quite believe were nominated for the Ballon d’Or

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The Ballon d’Or recognises the best footballers in the world every year. But it’s hard not to raise an eyebrow at some of the nominees over the years.

Jamie Vardy was on the 2016 shortlist, justfiably so, of course, after a season in which he fired Leicester City to the title and also broke the record for goals in consecutive Premier League matches.

But that doesn’t make his name any less striking looking back – and we’ve gone through previous shortlists to pick out more names which made us go ‘bloody hell’.

Mario Balotelli – 2012

We love Mario, the mad b*stard, but for all his undoubted ability and potential it doesn’t seem quite right to rank him among the best and most consistent talents in the world.

He was, however, coming off the back of his eye-catching brace against Germany in the semi-finals of Euro 2012 – so this one should probably be dedicated to the Twitter banter which followed.

Nani – 2011

Earning a whopping 0.22% of the vote, Nani was nominated off the back of his best season at Manchester United Рand possibly of his career.

The winger had been named the Players’ Player of the Year at the club, but it took less than two more campaigns for him to begin to fall out of favour at Old Trafford.

Asamoah Gyan – 2010

It was hard not to love Gyan after the 2010 World Cup, when he made us all quite heartbroken and confirmed the status of Luis Suarez as football’s pantomime villain, but he really should have been disqualified on the grounds that he was a striker who wore the No.3 shirt.

Emmanuel Adebayor – 2008

It’s easy to forget that the striker who scored one goal in 15 matches for Crystal Palace in 2016 and was known to “sit in the weight room on a chair with a cup of coffee and a muffin,” according to Brede Hangeland, was on his day one of the most devastating forwards in world football.

Adebayor scored 30 goals in all competitions for Arsenal in 2007-08 but has only managed to pass the 15-goal mark twice since, once in the Premier League and the other time in Turkey.

READ: A rare celebration of peak Emmanuel Adebayor and his super spell at Arsenal

Frederic Kanoute – 2007

“Like Justin Fashanu, Squeeze, John Kerry and tubes of blue Smarties he promised much, was momentarily transcendent, but ultimately declined into familiar mediocrity,” The Guardian noted on Kanoute in 2007.

The striker showed flashes of quality in England, but few expected him to outscore the likes of Samuel Eto’o, Fernando Torres and David Villa for Sevilla in 2006-07.

Jens Lehmann – 2006

It shouldn’t be forgotten that the 2005-06 season saw Lehmann set a Champions League record of¬†853 minutes without a goal and usurp Oliver Kahn as Germany’s No.1 for the World Cup.

But it will always be remembered as the season which ended with Lehmann getting sent off after only 18 minutes of the Champions League final.

READ: How Jens Lehmann took the maverick goalkeeper to its logical conclusion

Luis Garcia – 2005

A nomination based on his Champions League heroics for Liverpool, in which he scored winning goals against Juventus and Chelsea (sorry, Jose).

But Garcia never reached those heights again and his career became somewhat nomadic after leaving Anfield two years later.

Milan Baros – 2004

Baros scored just two goals for Liverpool throughout the whole of the 2003-04 season but won the Golden Boot award at Euro 2004 as he hit the back of the net five times.

Hatem Trabelsi Р2003

Remember when Trabelsi was released by Manchester City after just one season? No? Exactly.

Papa Bouba Diop Р2002

David Beckham, Iker Casillas, Ryan Giggs, Paolo Maldini, Francesco Totti, David Trezeguet and Christian Vieri were among the players to receive a nomination but no votes for the 2002 Ballon d’Or award.

Thanks to Senegal’s run to the quarter-finals of the World Cup, future Fulham stalwart Diop and Jamie Carragher’s best mate El Hadji Diouf received two votes each.

Nikos Machlas – 1998

An example for Chelsea youngsters: play well at Vitesse Arnhem and you could find yourself on the Ballon d’Or shortlist.

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