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11 ‘Twitter tactico’ phrases that turn our brains to mush: Field tilt, pausa…

There is a scourge upon modern football. One more infuriating than VAR, billionaires and Gianni Infantino combined. Yes, we’re talking about the rise of Twitter tacticos. 

Eschewing the chance to attend matches, and with more monitors than an M15 lab, these self-appointed Guardiolas spend their time analysing matches from their bedrooms and generally complicating the simplest sport out there.

We’ve identified 11 phrases introduced by these accounts into the footballing lexicon that make us feel about a million years old.

Field tilt

Very much the ‘I Can’t Get No Satisfaction’ of the tactico back catalogue, field tilt is used by suburban Ancelottis to describe a team’s share of possession in the final third in terms of touches or passes.

As 2023 draws to a conclusion, no major football match can take place without a slew of supporters claiming ‘field tilt dominance’ despite the side in question being as likely to score as Timo Werner and Neal Maupay’s lovechild.


Rest assured that, if you’re a Premier League player who attempts a long-range piledriver, you can expect to be hauled into the office on Monday morning by some stats geek to be scolded for not completing a square pass instead.

The phrase ‘Pausa’ means a player putting their foot on the ball to ‘wait for the right moment’ and is the technique used by playmakers to make effective decisions during moves.

It’s essentially what makes watching Jack Grealish, or Joe Cole at Mourinho’s Chelsea, so bittersweet – they achieved admirable success, but sold their maverick charm to do so.


Somebody who passes the ball.

Duel-winning machine

Somebody who wins tackles and headers. Jesus Christ.

Transition control

If you want to impress your next Hinge date, wait until they notice the lights have dimmed and your Spotify playlist has kicked in before calling yourself the master of ‘transition control’.

Also, do this if you want to remain single and lonely for the rest of your days.

Double pivots

Two defensive midfielders. Originated around the start of the 2010s, with pairings like Van Bommel/De Jong, Schweinsteiger/Khedria and Busquets/Alonso impressing at the 2010 World Cup.

The phrase has now crossed over into the mainstream, but it does serve as a useful d*ckhead detector when uttered aloud.

Line-breaking passes

A line-breaking pass is defined as a pass which not only intersects at least one of the opposition lines in a geometric sense, but also progresses the ball forward at least 10 metres.

Also known as a through ball by those who get regular doses of fresh air and human company.


If you split the pitch into five vertical lanes, and why wouldn’t you unless you passionately hated fun, the half-spaces are the lanes between the centre circle and the wings.

All the best teams and players in the modern era (Manchester City, Bayern Munich, Lionel Messi) have been masters at utilising the area, which has made a lot of Vitamin D-deficient keyboard warriors feel incredibly triumphant for some reason.

Rest defence

Essentially refers to a side’s defensive structure when in possession of the ball, which would hopefully be strong enough to dissuade an opponent from attempting a counter-attack.

It also ensures that every serious team is coached to within an inch of their lives, leaving less room for improvisation and genuinely jaw-dropping moments.

But tactics are inherently scared of unpredictability, the type that leaves goosebumps on your skin and reflects the inherent randomness of life.

The type that proves nobody knows anything. Especially them.


The main problem with tactico jargon is that it feels so unnecessarily complicated that you’re sure it’s only used to deliberately exclude people and infuse the user with a sense of superiority.

Saying ‘gamebreakers’ instead of ‘match-winners’, which we’ve all been doing for the majority of our lifetimes, doesn’t make you cleverer than anybody or mean you understand football better than anybody else.

It just means you come across as a pretentious berk.

Excessive verticality IP

We’ve got nothing.

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