13 things we loved this weekend: Guerreiro, Gazza, Van Dijk & more

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Elite European football returned this weekend as Borussia Dortmund stole the show with a resounding 4-0 victory over Schalke in the Revierderby.

Elsewhere, a team in South Korea were caught out using sex dolls to fill their stadium (yes, really), and Gazza provided the quote of 2020.

We’ve rounded up the best of the action on and off the pitch.

Han Chan-Hee

Will someone please just close him down?

Great Goal by Ko Seung-Beom 43’ | Suwon Samsung 1-0 Ulsan Hyundai from r/soccer

Martin Hinteregger

Great defending, terrible finishing.

Amazing block by Hinteregger vs M’Gladbach from r/soccer

Raphael Guerreiro

Lovely stuff.

Yussuf Poulsen

Yussuf Poulsen (Leipzig) long distance post match interview from r/soccer

Erling Braut Haaland

Less of a fan of interviews.

Robert Lewandowski

Setting the standard for Haaland and co to follow.

Jamie Carragher

How we all felt, tbf.

Ian Darke

He’s definitely got Football Manager loaded up on that laptop.

The Yoof

When you’ve got Fortnite at 10am but Millwall away at 3pm.

Paul Gascoigne

The best thing we’ve read in a long time.

FC Seoul

On a completely separate note, how is your dad?

Virgil van Dijk

A good bloke.

Julian Brandt

He’s a lot of fun to watch.

READ: Move over, Mesut Ozil: Julian Brandt is the new king of the pre-assist

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