One of the most consistent midfielders in the Premier League over the past decade, James Milner has earned 61 England caps, won two Premier League titles, the FA Cup, the League Cup and has now helped Liverpool win the f*cking Champions League.
But thanks to the Twitter account Boring James Milner, he will always be thought of as a dour Yorkshireman.
In fairness to both parties, there is an element of truth in some of the account, and Milner has been more than happy to play up to the stereotype.
"I might go a bit exotic!"
2018 semi-final win: Ribena
2019 final win: Lime and lemonade
Never change, @JamesMilner 🤣🤣👏
— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) June 1, 2019
Jürgen Klopp said we should all get an early night tonight but Jürgen Klopp doesn't know how big my ironing pile is.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 16, 2016
Just text Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to welcome him to Liverpool but i think he ran out of signal. I hope he hasn't changed his mind. pic.twitter.com/9X26QjXRrt
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) August 30, 2017
I said to Moreno You really should have scored that chance. He said Sí James. I said There wasn't even a goalie there. He said Sí James.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) April 16, 2017
Firmino said I can't believe we are losing 2-0 to a Championship side. I said It's not over yet, Roberto. It's a game of two halves.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) January 28, 2017