The weird world of Patrice Evra: Raw chicken, camels, London cabs & more
Patrice Evra enjoyed a fantastic playing career, winning a host of honours with Manchester United in particular – but these days he’s best known for his social media activity.
Evra won 10 major honours with United, including five Premier League titles and the 2008 Champions League, but it’s only since he joined Instagram that we’ve been given a full insight into what a crazy character he is.
And here are some of his best, funniest and weirdest posts…
Raw chicken
Evra has always pushed the limits a little, but by and large he managed to avoid causing offence. Until he posted a video of himself stroking, kissing, sucking, slapping and gnawing a raw chicken.
Even Evra had to admit “I went too far”!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqcpSaUBz9b
The London cab
Following his move back to the Premier League with West Ham, Evra somehow got his hands on a silver London cab, and shared his happiness driving to training in it one Monday morning.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfYGmZmBmBS/
Malteser head
His brother Dominique is often featured in his videos – and is often the source of Evra’s ‘jokes’.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfS8EzwBFyS
The ‘back to the Premier League’ dance
Not sure what is best here, the dance, the phone not hanging up properly, the glasses, the man walking past and somehow not even doing a double take, just brilliant.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfGajVshwOS
Cappuccino mouth
Would seriously love to spend a day inside his head.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeQg8RCFdkq
The sexy Marouane Fellaini
If you don’t call it your ‘dju dju’ from now on then you might as well not have one.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd95bMzlaTt
Father Christmas
Erm, yeah…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdGIKPohx2j/
#bike
“Look at this, it’s my new Harley Davidson.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc4VpxbDWM8
Black Panther
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more ridiculous.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcaw_8sBRap
Park Ji-Sung
Showing he can have a serious side – such is the Frenchman a great person that he flew to Korea to be with good friend Park Ji-Sung after the passing of his mother.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BesiJTTBeS9
Can’t control the feet
The suit, the song, the entrance. Quintessential Evra.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ba3uMibBkJu
Camel friends
Yeah, you know, just a casual conversation with a camel. Who doesn’t do that on the regular?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZV3TuShHqo/
Manchester United’s Jackson 5
This is going to give us nightmares for quite a long time. Also, who forgot that Anderson exists?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYYCKYChg_v
The driver
He simply didn’t know what had hit him.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bdr8v2khbZg
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