Liverpool, Manchester City, Real Madrid and, erm, Cowdenbeath players all caught our eye this weekend – although not all for the right reasons.
We’ve never seen a footballer go Blue Steel before. We never expected the first one to be Ragnar Klavan.
Happy birthday by the way, big guy.
Extremely Zoolander from Ragnar Klavan yesterday. pic.twitter.com/dbU6mF4CHj
— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) October 29, 2017
A picture truly does say a thousand words.
Football is truly the greatest thing in the world/absolutely shite (delete as applicable) pic.twitter.com/7twoLIf9q3
— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) October 29, 2017
Yet another momentous achievement from an England youth team to cap off a truly exceptional 2017.
Bring on the crushing disappointment of 2018.
We won’t get tired of watching this… 😀 pic.twitter.com/ghe5MxxnT6
— England (@England) October 30, 2017
Spare a thought for Claude Puel, who wasn’t the first, and certainly won’t be the last, to struggle to understand Jamie Carragher.
Puel can’t understand Carragher 😂 pic.twitter.com/gStatHNnP6
— James John (@JamesJohn2427) October 29, 2017
If you’re going to be the best, you need to beat the best, and Isco is showing no mercy in teaching his son some hard truths of the game with this nutmeg.
And the award for the most bizarre penalty you will ever see conceded goes to Cowdenbeath’s Jordan Garden.
OK, technically this is from last week, but we’ve only just seen this footage of Kevin de Bruyne asking for 19-year-old Wolves midfielder Connor Ronan’s shirt.
At the age of 18, Declan Appau was just 14 minutes into the first start of his senior career when he did this for Woking in the National League.
Fair enough, mate.
Teenager Declan Appau scores this screamer on his debut!
Tune in to Vanarama National League Highlights, 11:30pm, BT Sport 1 👌 pic.twitter.com/SCT7PZrFpO
— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) October 29, 2017
World Cup winners tattoo on your forehead? Bold.
Maurizio Sarri has moved quickly at Chelsea.
We never saw this as a great save.
Xherdan Shaqiri always tries elasticos. He’s fun.
You’ve got 108 to get.
These will crack you up.
Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t struggle for compliments
Only two predicted England would get this far.
Invest everything in Ronaldinho’s cryptocurrency.
Have a look at how the players will look.