15 reasons to follow ‘Footballer’s Wikipedia Pictures’ on Twitter immediately

Any self-respecting football supporter on Twitter should be following ‘Footballer’s Wikipedia Pictures’ and, if you don’t believe us, allow us to present 15 reasons why.
From ‘Roy Keane’s Film Reviews‘ to ‘Jason Tindall desperate to be centre of attention‘, Planet Football are always on the lookout for accounts that deserve to be on your radar.
And our latest discovery marries football with the kind of snaps you’d persuade your spouse to delete from their camera phone immediately after taking. Flattering they are not.
As some of the most photographed people in society, footballers must feel a degree of pressure to look good away from the picture. Happily, a combination of diet and exercise usually makes these athletes look photogenic.
But this isn’t always true; a less-than-flattering camera angle, an unfortunate combination of open mouths and confused eyes or being awkwardly ambushed in public places are all factors in some truly terrible photos of footballers.
Amusingly, it’s often these pictures that are used on their Wikipedia pages. As one of the biggest websites in the world, but without the personal autonomy of Facebook or Twitter, footballers are often at the mercy of an unfortunate snap being presented to billions of users.
The guys behind ‘Footballer’s Wikipedia Pictures‘ have scoured the site to bring you some of the most deliciously awkward, embarrassing and humbling photographs of footballers you’re ever likely to see.
And, if you’re not already convinced to hit follow, let us present 15 perfect examples of the page’s contribution to the zeitgeist. Enjoy…
John Terry
John Terry trying to get a closer look at someone else's wife. pic.twitter.com/TAigHwm9ak
— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) May 22, 2023
Tony Adams
Tony Adams won four top flight titles, three FA Cups, two league Cups, a European Cup Winners Cup, and 66 England caps.
His Wikipedia picture is one taken by someone who wanted a snap with him on a Ryanair flight. pic.twitter.com/0jDXT81udz
— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) May 22, 2023
Rene Higuita
Rene Higuita.
Played henchman number three in 2012 Steven Seagal film Maximum Conviction. pic.twitter.com/NzMcjrOQue— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) May 23, 2020
Dani Carvajal
Dani Carvajal.
What a fucking state. Collar like your local thug turning up at court.
Like your uncle getting pissed at your sister's 21st birthday.
You've seen better dressed Guy Fawkes dummies outside Londis in a wheelbarrow. pic.twitter.com/rk26pIqzJk— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 11, 2019
Ray Parlour
Ray Parlour.
A waxwork of retired former ladies tennis champion Ray Parlour. pic.twitter.com/94fOZq0et6— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 4, 2019
Paul Ince
Paul Ince displaying big 'I like this picture of me but I'm with my ex so I'll crop them out' energy. pic.twitter.com/OrxQWlnZpJ
— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) July 26, 2021
Raul
Raul.
Returning soap opera bad boy with scores to settle. pic.twitter.com/nJspBAXCjO— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) July 26, 2021
Mark Schwarzer
Mark Schwarzer, deciding to ask for scraps with his large fish, chips, and curry sauce. pic.twitter.com/X0PwOSF0VY
— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 9, 2021
Graeme Souness
Graeme Souness.
Pictured with all the glamour that comes with walking out of a sex shop. pic.twitter.com/dlRwDsvWFo— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 5, 2019
Mark Hughes
Mark Hughes.
Wouldn't look out of place stood in the doorway of a Wetherspoons at 10.30am. pic.twitter.com/pN1FeBzFOp— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 27, 2019
Sam Allardyce
Sam Allardyce.
"Hey Sam, here's the pen – we're jotting down what we want from the chippy."
Sam grasps the pen; pearls of saliva forming on his tongue; his top lip glistening with excited sweat.
Donner meat. Chips. Battered sausage. Garlic sauce. pic.twitter.com/IJV8aTwoBN— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 8, 2019
Alan Pardew
Alan Pardew.
With all the style and charisma of a junior minister accused of adultery by The Sun. pic.twitter.com/7OfmJAol2U— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 7, 2019
Kyle Bartley
Kyle Bartley's Wikipedia image is…something else @PicFromTheStand pic.twitter.com/Qo0W8toI7d
— Alex Bower (@FullFatEdam) August 24, 2019
Lee Hendrie
Lee Hendrie was the subject of the first ever photograph taken with a mobile phone, or 'camera phone', in 2000. pic.twitter.com/QZ2ryLM0ry
— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) May 22, 2023
Jon Stead
Jon Stead.
Simultaneously looking like he's on work experience and also taking on a management role at the same time. Ageless. Anywhere between 17 and 35 years old. Jon Stead. pic.twitter.com/MqhgaEheAN— Footballer's Wikipedia Pictures (@PicFromTheStand) August 9, 2019
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