‘He’s doing his Tesco shop’: 11 of the funniest Mark Goldbridge clips

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Manchester United fans really have it tough at the moment, and it’s not getting any easier.

YouTuber Mark Goldbridge is one in particular who has caught the attention of a number of people, with his almost Alan Partridge-esque rants about the Red Devils.

We take a look at some of his funniest moments to date, from the rants to just simply telling people to p*ss off.

Phil Jones – Professional Shopper

Phil Jones, Dale’s Supermarket Sweep by day, Manchester United defender by night.

What’s going on?

Clearly, Mark is just a massive ‘Four Non-Blondes’ fan.

The double whammy

Unlucky Lauren.

Bloody idiot

“To me Mark Goldbridge, to you Antonio Valencia. A-ha.”

“Now. I’m getting the word…”

Harry’s not a fan.

Joking around

Absolutely 100% full Alan Partridge.

Parking the bus

Fred the bus driver. Top bloke.

Cold call

Paul Pogba’s not a fan either?


Ah, childhood innocence.

Video nasty

“Don’t buy fruit in Mallorca.”

‘Not signing for United’ syndrome

Antoine Griezmann. Immediately devalued when he doesn’t sign for Manchester United.

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