‘You’re having a bloody laugh’: 11 of the funniest Mark Goldbridge clips
Mark Goldbridge is virtually a national treasure by this point with his Manchester United rants and raves going viral all the time.
These days he doesn’t exclusively keep it to football either as he’ll regularly go off on all sorts of tangents about different topics and opinions. His Alan Partridge-esque rants always manage to keep us entertained and laughing.
We’ve gone through the archives and dug out 11 of his funniest moments from the years gone by.
You’re having a laugh
United’s start to the 2022-23 campaign had quite the toll on Goldbridge. It’s fair to say that Erik ten Hag didn’t get off to the best of starts at Old Trafford.
When Brentford make it 4-0, he’s had enough.
— Out of Context Mark Goldbridge (@NoContextMarkG) August 13, 2022
We’ve all been here before. Goldbridge gives it the big one as United get back in the game, only for them to instantly concede.
Never change Mark.
— Out of Context Mark Goldbridge (@NoContextMarkG) October 16, 2021
The comedic timing is impeccable.
The sheer length of time he left between that analogy and the final 3 words.
— HLTCO (@HLTCO) November 29, 2022
Donny van de Beek
Everyone is guilty of having a bad footballing take from now and again but this one really takes the biscuit. Donny van de Beek a more complete player than Frank Lampard? We’re not sure about that one.
In his defence, this was back in 2020.
— Out of Context Mark Goldbridge (@NoContextMarkG) November 6, 2022
There’s something oddly satisfying about watching a fully grown man get baited on a kids game. His face is priceless once he realises what has happened.
This one is an all-time classic.
— Out of Context Mark Goldbridge (@NoContextMarkG) August 17, 2020
You’ll never be able to guess what this innocent conversation about green peppers leads to.
Peak David Brent.
— Out of Context Mark Goldbridge (@NoContextMarkG) October 27, 2022
That’s not a goal
Nothing will ever beat this all-time classic. The perfect blend of chaos, instant karma and rage – peak Goldbridge.
The best Mark Goldbridge moment 😭 pic.twitter.com/HOlgurgsIA
— Louie 🏴 (@louiefootbalI) September 12, 2022
How’s he got that gig?
Jermaine Jenas is everywhere nowadays, from the One Show to presenting the World Cup draw in Qatar. It’s fair to say that Goldbridge wasn’t a fan.
Mark Goldbridge is too funny man pic.twitter.com/uS6fsQtG1t
— KB (@CFC24k) April 1, 2022
Losing 4-1 in the Champions League on FIFA is bad enough without having Antoine Griezmann of all people rubbing it in with a mocking celebration.
Definitely the best Mark Goldbridge clip there is 😂 pic.twitter.com/RjeaK66EQg
— Adam (@ftblalt) September 24, 2019
You just can’t script moments like this.
— Judd Warshaw (@JuddWarshaw) August 12, 2020
Ah, childhood innocence. Even on foreign shores, Goldbridge isn’t far away from the haters.
Young lad letting The United Stand’s Mark Goldbridge know how much he’s appreciated.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/dAo1mHgdrS
— Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) August 8, 2018