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12 of the best halfway line goals: Caicedo, Kane, Rooney, Rivaldo…

There are few things we love more than seeing a player have a go from the halfway line and, to the surprise of just about everyone including themselves, pull it off.

Sure, the scorers are often helped out by some questionable goalkeeping or a perfectly timed gust of wind, but that doesn’t make the goals any less impressive in our eyes.

Regardless of all other factors, finding the back of the net from that far out is still a bloody hard thing to do that requires brains, balls and some technical brilliance.

In honour of all those that have had the audacity to attempt such an effort and the few that have succeeded, we’ve put together a list of our favourite halfway line goals.

Moises Caicedo v Bournemouth, 2024

With the 2023-24 season at an end and Chelsea looking to secure any European football they could get, Caicedo turned up and stole the show with an absolute howitzer that surely left jaws dislocated all across the Shed End.

After a disappointing campaign following his £115million move from Brighton, Caicedo did the unthinkable to remind fans of what he’s capable of at full stride.

Nayim v Arsenal, 1995

With the Cup Winner’s Cup final at the Parc de Princes tied at 1-1 in the dying embers of extra time and heading to penalties, former Tottenham man Nayim stepped up and scored one of the greatest goals ever in a European final.

It was made all the sweeter by the fact it was against his former club’s arch-rival, as well. Ian Wright couldn’t believe it and nor could David Seaman, as the ball sailed over his head and he could only get his fingertips to it, unlike the trophy he now wouldn’t be able to touch.

Amongst the chaos of it all, just listen to the Zaragoza fans roar. Watch and enjoy: Nayim from the halfway line.

Rivaldo v Atletico Madrid, 1998

Rivaldo’s Barcelona career was full of stunning goals, not least of all this one against Atletico.

A beautiful and controlled effort that flew over the keeper’s head.

It’s not even the best bit of this video, however. Nor is the celebration. No, that would be the guy in the executive seat taking a much-needed puff of his cigar. See if you can spot him.

David Beckham v Wimbledon, 1996

It’s time to stop lying to yourself and accept that David Beckham actually was a really good footballer.

Look at the way he looks up here, expertly judges the keeper’s position to perfection, and then fires it in perfectly from the halfway spot. One of the most iconic Premier League moments.

Xabi Alonso v Newcastle, 2006

If we’re being honest, Steve Harper should have caught this one. But instead, he decided to audition for Dancing on Ice and in flew Alonso’s audacious effort.

He struck it well mind, and it’s always nice to see a Goalkeeper joining in with the celebrations like Pepe Reina did here.

Alonso had scored another earlier in the year against Luton in an FA Cup fixture, but he had been helped out by the goalkeeper with that one too considering he had come up for a late corner and wasn’t in any position to stop the ball rolling into the net.

Harry Kane v Darmstadt, 2023

After years of ridicule for seemingly being allergic to winning trophies with Tottenham and England, it was of course Kane who would move to Bayern Munich in the same season that they would fail to win the Bundesliga for the first time since 2012.

That didn’t stop him from putting together an all-timer debut season, though, finishing up with an astounding 44 goals from 45 games in all competitions. The pick of the bunch? An absolutely outrageous effort from the centre stripe in an 8-0 mauling of Darmstadt.

This alone deserves a trophy.

Wayne Rooney v West Ham, 2014 AND 2017

Rooney took scoring halfway-line goals to new heights. Not content with just one, he scored two against the same opponent, albeit for different teams and three years apart.

The first one, for Manchester United, is the pick of the two. There was a touch of a foul on James Tomkins, but if we ignore that and instead focus on the half-volley, halfway-line looping effort which dizzied the keeper it’s a pretty stunning goal.

Charlie Adam v Chelsea, 2015

Yep, Charlie Adam scored from the halfway line. Against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, no less.

The effort powerfully sailed over Thibaut Courtois, who could only grasp and flail at the ball, his outstretched hand merely gracing it as it nestled in the back of the net.

This is one of the longest in the list in which the keeper is within a savable distance of the goal too, outside of the centre circle in Adam’s own half.

Dejan Stankovic v Schalke, 2011

On the full volley, in the Champions League with his leg about as high as his head. This is probably the best halfway-line goal ever in terms of pure technique.

It doesn’t matter that a young Manuel Neuer was in no man’s land after his theatrical, headed clearance, which was honestly some good goalkeeping.

The ball is so sweetly struck, and the volley so perfectly timed that you could watch the ball sail over everyone’s head and into the net all day, and you probably will.

Kemar Roofe v Standard Liege, 2020

This isn’t too bad either. Shrugging off one, getting away from another before sending the ball up and up before it darted down like a rocket the Standard Liege goalkeeper could do nothing to stop.

That was also the longest-ever Europa League goal, at nearly 50m out from the net.

Patrik Schick v Scotland, 2021

Look away Scotland fans, because unfortunately for you this one had to be included.

International tournaments are great for a couple of reasons, one being that at least one player decides to have a ridiculous run of games that no one expected.

At the Euros, one such player was Schick who fired this Czech rocket first time with his left foot over David Marshall’s head who ended up caught in the net like a fish out of water.

Have a Czech lager, sit back and watch. Na Zdravi.

Pedro Goncalves v Arsenal, 2023

Things were looking pretty comfortable for Arsenal when they went 1-0 up on the night and 3-2 up on aggregate against Sporting, but that changed when Goncalves spotted Aaron Ramsdale off his line.

With the English keeper still well inside his box though, the Portuguese player would have to produce the *perfect* hit to get it over his opponent and under the crossbar, and that’s just what he did.

He took one touch after crossing the halfway line before letting loose with his right foot and scoring one of the best goals the Europa League has seen.

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