Ranking every February Goal of the Month from the last 10 years
We’ve looked back at every winner of Match of the Day’s Goal of the Month award since 2008 and ranked each by a certain set of criteria.
Using a very exact scientific calculation, we’ve taken into account the distance the goal was scored from, the skill involved, the preceding team build-up play, the strength of the opposition and the importance of the goal.
After considering all of these factors we then realised it’s still pretty much entirely subjective. Sorry.
10. Damien Duff – FULHAM vs Birmingham City, 2010
Distance: Standard ‘not quite edge of the box, not quite what we can call 25 yards’.
Skill: Tw*t it.
Team build-up: Duff does play a one-two with Zoltan Gera – God, it was easy to like that Fulham side – but the video cuts it off.
Opposition: Birmingham somehow finished ninth that year. Cameron Jerome somehow scored double figures.
Importance: A second-half equaliser before a later Bobby Zamora free-kick secured a 2-1 win.
Verdict: The only available online footage is really crap. It’s a quite tremendously boring good goal.
9. Ryan Giggs – West Ham vs MANCHESTER UNITED, 2009
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Distance: A finish from just inside the box after collecting the ball out wide.
Skill: Two dummies which the West Ham defenders can hardly buy any more emphatically.
Team build-up: A nice pass out wide from Paul Scholes, who else?
Opposition: A West Ham side which finished a respectable ninth in the Premier League.
Importance: The only goal in a 1-0 win at Upton Park. United went on to win the league by four points that season. This seemed to be the goal which prompted the clamour which resulted in Giggs winning both the Player of the Year and Sports Personality of the Year awards.
Verdict: It’s alright, isn’t it? But come on.
8. Frazier Campbell – SUNDERLAND vs Norwich, 2012
Distance: Twenty-five yards. Optimum volley distance.
Skill: The touch to tee himself up for the volley is pretty nice.
Team build-up: James McClean makes himself a nuisance down the wing, as he does.
Opposition: Norwich were actually alright that year, finishing one point above Sunderland in 12th, and were on a six-match unbeaten run.
Importance: The opener in a 3-0 win at the Stadium of Light in a run of games following the appointment of Martin O’Neill which dragged the club away from the relegation zone.
Verdict: Earns points for the fact it’s Frazier Campbell. Loses points for there being no decent footage of this goal online.
7. Daryl Murphy – SUNDERLAND vs Wigan, 2008
— Sunderland AFC 🔴⚪ (@SunderlandAFC) December 12, 2014
Distance: Twenty-five yards on the angle. Tasty.
Skill: Kick the sh*te out of it. In off the crossbar.
Team build-up: The clip cuts it off, but Andy Reid does actual play a beautiful pass into the striker after breaking from midfield.
Opposition: Wigan. Yeah, alright, although they did actually finish above Sunderland in 2007-08.
Importance: Wigan had hit the bar twice before Murphy’s strike secured a 2-0 victory for Sunderland, who eventually finished three points above the relegation zone in their first season back in the top flight.
Verdict: See Campbell, Frazier. There’s no good footage of the build-up, but at least we’ve got a Vine of the finish. It also earns ‘f*cking hell, that’s Daryl Murphy’ bonus points.
6. Philippe Coutinho – Southampton vs LIVERPOOL, 2015
Coutinho vs Southampton. pic.twitter.com/OtBCporx8e
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Distance: We’re beyond the realms of 25 yards now and can categorically state that’s a 30 yarder.
Skill: Nice, patient passing, followed by a brilliant, impatient thwack.
Team build-up: Neat and tidy. That’s fine.
Opposition: Southampton, who had Nathaniel Clyne and Sadio Mane playing, were four points above Liverpool in fifth going into the game.
Importance: A third-minute opener as Liverpool won 2-0 at St Mary’s.
Verdict: It’s obviously brilliant, but it feels like the sort of goal that always wins Goal of the Month.
5. Gareth Bale – West Ham vs TOTTENHAM, 2013
2013 | Gareth Bale v. West Ham pic.twitter.com/OcxaT0sk4n
— Premier St. (@PremierStreet) August 7, 2017
Distance: The kind of position that will make a commentator say, ‘Well if you don’t buy a ticket, you can’t win the raffle.’
Skill: Do we count that drop of a shoulder as a bit of skill when West Ham are so willing to sit back?
Team build-up: This was firmly in Tottenham’s ‘give it to Gareth, he will save us’ phase.
Opposition: West Ham. Sam Allardyce. Tenth place. You know exactly what to expect.
Importance: A last-minute winner as Spurs were 3-2 victors at Upton Park.
Verdict: Imagine having the nerve in the last minute to just go, ‘Give me the ball and I’ll just spank it in the top corner and we can all go home.’
4. Jamie Vardy – LEICESTER CITY vs Liverpool, 2016
Vandaag precies twee jaar geleden maakte Jamie Vardy dit spectaculaire doelpunt in de topper tegen Liverpool! pic.twitter.com/nYeqPqdNHF
— Supergoals (@hypergoals) February 2, 2018
Distance: Far out, man.
Skill: If someone asks for an example of a goal scored by a striker riding the wave of once-in-a-lifetime form, show them this goal.
Team build-up: The clip doesn’t do it justice, but Riyad Mahrez is excellent in winning an aerial ball, turning, then setting Vardy away.
Opposition: Liverpool, which, of course, means a slightly dodgy goalkeeper, but still.
Importance: The opener on the hour mark as a Vardy brace saw Leicester beat Liverpool 2-0 and remain three points clear at the top of the table.
Verdict: Anything that reminds us of the thrill of watching Leicester City actually win the Premier League is absolutely brilliant.
3. Eden Hazard – CHELSEA vs Arsenal, 2017
Cuando Eden Hazard destrozó al Arsenal 🎥🔝 pic.twitter.com/JnqaFkaWl2
— Hechos Pelota (@HechosPelota) February 6, 2018
Distance: A scruffy finish from around the six-yard box after collecting the ball from inside his own half.
Skill: None of it is particularly skill, but it is all undisputed brilliance.
Team build-up: Why do you need other players when you have Eden Hazard?
Opposition: Look, it’s Arsenal. It’s Arsene Wenger’s defensively fragile Arsenal. But they’re still quite good in the grand scheme of things. Certainly too good to be able to do that to them.
Importance: The second goal in a 3-1 win as Chelsea romped towards the title.
Verdict: JUST LOOK AT FRANCIS COQUELIN.
2. Tomas Rosicky – ARSENAL vs Sunderland, 2014
Rosicky v Sunderlandpic.twitter.com/tZct4JIKGc
— IDontLikeSpurs (@IDontLikeSpurs) December 20, 2017
Skill: Pass and move, pass and move, pass and move, pass and move, pass and move, dink it over the keeper.
Team build-up: Properly, genuinely, literally sublime. Like the greatest goal never scored on FIFA.
Opposition: A remarkable amount of these features involves Sunderland. They were, however, just coming off the back of an eight-match unbeaten run.
Importance: Goals like this transcend importance. (It was the third in a 4-1 win. Arsenal finished comfortably in fourth.)
Verdict: If Arsenal played like this every week they would be everyone’s second-favourite team.
1. Wayne Rooney – MANCHESTER UNITED vs Manchester City, 2011
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Wayne Rooney scored THAT overhead kick for Man Utd vs Man City 🔥 pic.twitter.com/XI7iXIawAK”
— Soccer Updates (@futballnigeria) February 13, 2018
Distance: This goal is almost taller than it is in terms of distance from the goal.
Skill: People say he shinned it, but just look how high up in the air he is. Wayne Rooney, a man fueled by a cocktail of red wine and sausages, has no right to jump that high in the air. Also, if he did shin it, he’s done extremely well to generate so much power and accuracy.
Team build-up: Paul Scholes is authoritative in central midfield while everyone chases a bouncing ball. Nani puts in a deflected cross. Rooney does the rest.
Opposition: Manchester City, the noisy neighbours finally able to challenge for the title.
Importance: The winner in a Manchester derby which helped United walk to the title.
Verdict: You know that saying ‘when pigs fly’? That, right there, is a pig flying and shinning an overhead kick into the top corner of a Manchester derby. It’s a winner in every sense.