Ranking all 11 2021 Puskas Award nominee goals from worst to best
One of the best things about football, and indeed life, is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Sure, most people can agree that Manchester City are aesthetically pleasing to watch. But there’s a minority that cherishes the football on show at West Didsbury & Chorlton FC more than anything produced at the Etihad.
Which leads us to the FIFA Puskas Award. Established in 2009, it attempts to nominate the most beautiful goal scored in the footballing world over the previous 12 months – which is a harder task than it sounds.
The nominees for the 2021 award were announced in November and it’s a list comprising 100% bangers. The 11 goals include scorpion kicks, rabonas, bicycle kicks, audacious chips and goals launched from the International Space Station.
Good luck picking a winner then.
We’ve attempted to do just that, ranking the 11 strikes on the completely scientific basis of which we liked the most.
11. Daniela Sanchez
The camera angle isn’t the best, but this was great. Sanchez picked up the ball 35 yards from goal, set off on a mazy run that took her to the edge of the area and hammered the ball into the top corner.
But even if Sir Alex Ferguson managed every team in the Premier League, three would still be relegated every season. And one of these has to be placed last.
Unfortunate, that’s what we’ll say in mitigation.
¡GOLAZO IMPRESIONANTE! 🔥
— Gallos Femenil (@GallosFemenil) November 29, 2021
10. Mehdi Taremi
Two goals behind and facing elimination from the Champions League, you could forgive Porto’s players for playing out injury-time with the minimum of enthusiasm.
Taremi, channelling the spirit of a Kamikaze pilot who didn’t realise the war was over in the 1960s, threw himself at a cross and scissor-kicked it past a helpless Eduoard Mendy in the Chelsea goal.
So beautiful, yet so pointless.
— UEFA Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) November 26, 2021
9. Luis Diaz
Probably the best thing to ever place at number nine, in any list ever.
Diaz has been linked with Liverpool and we can imagine the scenes on the Kop if the Colombia international ever repeated this strike against Manchester United.
But, for us, the emphatic nature of the finish only serves to highlight the paucity of the Brazil defending. Some resistance would have been nice.
WHAT A GOAL! 🤩
Luis Diaz scored this WORLDIE bicycle kick for Colombia against Brazil 🔥pic.twitter.com/OYLqzcnXTv
— GOAL (@goal) June 24, 2021
8. Sandra Owusu-Ansah
It’s impossible not to see this goal and, channelling your inner Patridge, feel compelled to shout ‘DID YOU SEE THAT?’
After some long punts that wouldn’t have looked out-of-place on Hackney Marshes, Owusu-Ansah met one clearance with a swivelling 30-yard shitpinger. Glorious.
— Citi Sports (@CitiSportsGHA) November 29, 2021
7. Gauthier Hein
One, two, three, four… not Sam Allardyce deciding how many battered sausages to order but the amount of opponents Hein beat to score this Ligue 1 stunner.
Showing off more tricks than Dynamo dressed as a Victorian pickpocket, the 25-year-old worked himself into a shooting position and thumped the ball into the top corner.
Still only comes seventh though.
🎥 On vous avait prévenu que ce but de @gauthier_hein allait faire le tour du monde 🔵⚪️
⚽️ L'exploit individuel.
💙 La dédicace et la célébration #TeamAJA.
🎙 Avec les commentaires de @Nicolas_Fillon @bleuauxerre.#FIFATheBest #Puskas #Puskas2021 #golazo #fiersdetreauxerrois pic.twitter.com/lrlucxOnMh
— AJ Auxerre (@AJA) April 11, 2021
6. Caroline Weir
Chips are great aren’t they? When executed well, they are arguably the most aesthetically pleasing of all goals.
Weir did a number on Manchester United here. Instead of trying her luck with a powerful shot, she surprised everyone by executing a drag back and gently wedging the ball over the hapless goalkeeper.
— Barclays FA Women's Super League (@BarclaysFAWSL) February 12, 2021
5. Riyad Mahrez
This one is all about perfect execution.
After cushioning an inch-perfect cross-field ball with a casual heel flick, Mahrez left his marker needing treatment for twisted blood in creating the space to drill a low shot across the keeper.
Riyad Mahrez for Algeria. You'll see a lot of this goal over the next century.pic.twitter.com/Df4oGHtmKS
— The18 (@the18com) November 16, 2020
4. Vangelis Pavlidis
Shaking off two markers, Pavlidis found his path through the middle blocked by three defenders. The situation facing the Willem II man wasn’t promising.
Except on this occasion, he made it promising.
Forced to go left, he cut inside to leave another defender on his arse before calmly dinking the ball over the keeper.
Genomineerd voor de 𝐏𝐮𝐬𝐤𝐚𝐬 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝: Vangelis Pavlidis! 🏆✨ pic.twitter.com/4OG6YWrwfT
— ESPN NL (@ESPNnl) November 29, 2021
3. Erik Lamela
You’ve seen this one, haven’t you? Ridiculous, isn’t it?
Lamela has an excellent chance of becoming the second player in as many years to win the award while scoring for Tottenham after this Rabona effort in the north London derby.
It’s an excellent, inventive strike but Lamela does Rabonas every single day of this life.
Basically, we’re saying this would have been number one if Eric Dier had done it.
Tottenham’s goal of the season is Erik Lamela’s ridiculous rabona vs. Arsenal.
Any excuse 🔥
— B/R Football (@brfootball) May 24, 2021
2. Valentino Lazaro
We miss Olivier Giroud. That beard, his perfect trim and his penchant for the spectacular – like his Puskas-winning scorpion kick against Crystal Palace back in 2017.
Lazaro does a pretty good impression of it here, scoring for Borussia Monchengladbach against Bayer Leverkusen in November 2020.
Strangely, commentator Jonathan Pearce sounds underwhelmed, like Beethoven’s housemate yawning through Symphony No.5.
We have ourselves a scorpion kick! 🦂
Pure brilliance from Valentino Lazaro! ✨pic.twitter.com/3siLpAWc7G
— BT Sport (@btsport) November 8, 2020
1. Patrik Schick
Brilliant and audacious in equal measure but, if we’re honest, the sight of Scotland goalkeeper David Marshall floundering in his goal like a fish in a trawler net elevates Schick’s strike into generational greatness.
This was voted goal of the tournament at Euro 2020 and deservedly tops our list too.
Putting the respect on Patrik Schick’s worldie pic.twitter.com/rNiaUVMBgN
— James Dart (@James_Dart) June 14, 2021