Six reasons you should love Joaquin, the Real Betis cult hero still going at 38

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It’s been almost 13 years since Joaquin won his last cap for Spain, but incredibly, aged 38, he’s still going strong Real Betis. Few footballers have ever looked like they’re enjoying themselves so much.

list might only include a couple of Copa Del Rey triumphs but Joaquin has had as colourful a career as any of his contemporaries. He will retire as one of the most popular players in Spain…just don’t ask Sevilla fans.

Here are just a few of the reasons why we love him and why you should too.

Camp Nou heroics

Injuries and his advancing years have reduced Joaquin to cameo appearances for Betis in the 2018-19 season, but Quique Setien deemed him suitable to start away at Barcelona, leading the line in a wild, delirious display of football on the front foot.

He repaid his manager’s faith by doubling Betis lead in the first half, leaving Ernesto Valverde’s side shook by the rare audacity of a visiting side who only ever considered attacking. At no point did they look to shut up shop.

There was a 14-year gap since his last goal against Barcelona. It was also Betis first win at the Camp Nou in 21 years.

His dislike of running

“When you see stats like that, all it means is someone spent all game chasing the ball.” says Joaquin. “The more you run, the worse it is.”

Good advice.

Real Betis return

“There will be no rest tonight. Anyone who gets home before five in the morning gets fined.”

After nine years away, following spells at Valencia, Malaga and Fiorentina, Joaquin returned to his boyhood side in 2016.

The captain gave a rousing speech before the vital derby against Sevilla in September but was only fit enough to make the bench.

He was introduced in the second half and scored the only goal of the game.

His hypnosis skills

Like many things about Joaquin, this one can’t really be explained.

The forward was invited onto Spanish talk show El Hormiguero a couple of years ago. Rather than doing a few kick-ups or something boring that normal footballers might do, he turned his hand to hypnosis. On a chicken, to be specific.

See for yourself if it works.

This heartwarming childhood story

No words for this one.

More than just a joker

As a youngster, Joaquin was considered one of the most promising players in Spain. Guardian journalist Sid Lowe included him in his team of the year in 2002 and 2005, and he nearly made a move to Real Madrid back in 2006.

Instead, he moved to Valencia and was part of a memorable team alongside David Villa, Juan Mata and David Silva. He won the Copa Del Rey there under Ronald Koeman in 2008, the second trophy of his career after he won it with Betis in 2004.

He then helped take Fiorentina to the 2014 Coppa Italia final but they finished runners-up after losing to Rafael Benitez’s Napoli.


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