Six times Piers Morgan got football wrong on Twitter: Messi, Ronaldo, Toure

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We could have quite easily called this article ‘Shooting Fish In A Barrel’.

Not a week goes by when Piers Morgan doesn’t get it wrong on a range of subjects. Whether it’s rowing with Ariana Grande, or refusing to stick by the results of a referendum, he either just loves the self-own or sticks to the famous Oscar Wilde maxim, there is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about, for all it’s worth.

Here are six times that Piers got it very, very wrong on #FootballTwitter.

The GOAT is Always Changing 🐐🐐🐐

 It seems that Piers is one of those people that decides who is the best depending on who’s in front of him at the time. For example, in 2016, the Daily Mail ran a ‘Top 50 Barcelona Players Of All Time’, and, of course, Lionel Messi was top of their list.

Opinions are like appendixes though; everyone’s got them and most of them serve no purpose. Piers, ever the contrarian, went in a different direction. Cruyff? No. Maradona? No. Ronaldinho though?

However, in 2012, Piers had conferred the greatest ever accolade to Messi – don’t bother going looking for this tweet. He has deleted it.

Why would Mr Morgan delete this tweet? Well, once he’d went and interviewed Cristiano Ronaldo for ITV, his opinion mysteriously changed.

Changing your mind is fine – it’s the sign of a mature mind. Changing your mind but binning the evidence of your original opinion – it’s the sign of an immature mind.

Megan Sparkle

Piers is forever wanging on about his relationship with Donald Trump, bragging about how “he calls me Champ!”. This is possibly because the POTUS can’t remember Morgan’s name, but hey ho. So when Trump decides to throw some shade, Morgan takes the role of the bully’s pal, running around and taunting, knowing that he’ll be mostly ignored. This tweet was a double fail though.

For one, we all saw what Megan Rapinoe and the US Women’s football team did to the Lionesses during the Women’s World Cup. However, just two days later, celebrating like this was just fine.

American woman – arrogant. British man – brilliant. Oh dear.

Don’t mug yourself

It’s really very odd that Piers Morgan should get into it with football players about their abilities. His Twitter spats with Gary Lineker for a start (we’ll get to those), but he’s got into some bizarre rumbles with other players.

Morgan was berating Arsenal as usual, following a 1-1 draw with Brighton at the Emirates.

For whatever reason, Jon Walters decided to get involved. (Morgan isn’t alone in making daft football statements, by the way. Even the most fervent Spurs fan would disagree with this.)

For an intelligent man (and Morgan is a very intelligent man) he just walks into this next exchange.

It’s either a lapse in concentration, or shitting yourself in public for attention.

Pounds Sterling

Getting a tattoo is one’s own business; unless it’s getting an actual cock and balls tattooed on your face, then it’s all of our business.

When Raheem Sterling got a gun tattooed on his leg, it became front page news. No one had asked Sterling what the tattoo was about, but via Instagram, he shared the tale.

Tragically, Sterling’s father had been shot and killed while the player was a young child, and the gun is part of an unfinished piece of body art.

This explanation wasn’t good enough for Morgan though.

Then after a bit of whataboutery and a change of focus (surely lessons learned from Trump), a Twitter user showed us how the gun tattoo could be made worse…

Oh no, not Kolo

At least Walters and Sterling’s social accounts are operated by the players themselves. Or the player’s management team. Whatevs.

This one started in a really weird way.

Olly Murs tweeted something about London.

Piers Morgan replied to Olly Murs.

James Blunt then replied to Piers Morgan.

Toni Kroos liked James Blunt’s tweet.

Kolo Toure decided to give it some.

The tweet, from @KoloKoloToure28 (an account which no longer exists for reasons which will become clear) simply replied to Morgan with: “Shut the fuck up.”

Piers didn’t like this.

After this friendly back and forth, it dawned on Piers that he might just have been catfished.

To be fair, Morgan then offered an apology for the set to. He offered an apology to Kolo’s brother, Yaya. Oh.

Gary vs Piers

Lineker vs Morgan seems to be a mutually beneficial piece of PR that they think works for both of them. Not sure why Morgan would think it works for him, because he comes out on the losing end just about every time.

Even the most basic bits of football information, Piers can’t retain. This is a classic of the genre.

Then there’s the sly dig gone wrong.

And the “I’ve shagged your lass” bantzzzzz always falls flat.

He even causes Lineker to come off the fence despite his BBC role.

So, Piers, please. Don’t tweet about football anymore. Stick to things you know about…

By Joel Young


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