This is a lot harder than it sounds.
Jon Obi Mikel's career could have been different.
Football can be boring. Then Hazard turns up.
From Hazard's 10/10 to Jones' 3.
Twelve to get. Easy, surely?
The most cursed shirt in English football?
A night never to be forgotten.
When Marcel Desailly speaks, we listen.
A record nine Spurs players were booked.
Plenty of big names won it in 2014.
One has captained his side to a league title
Gary Cahill was at the centre of things at Swansea
Only three currently play for the club.
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Has football ever been weirder?
N'Golo Kante is what you'd call a player's player.
They said Diablo wasn't real. Lamps showed them.
Full marks is well within reach.
"I cannot believe I didn’t just jack it in."
Things could have been very different.
Four of these were last summer.
Plus West Ham heartbreak and Le Tissier love.
Just what has gone wrong for Chelsea this season?
It's always fun to see Marcos Alonso score.
It was a brilliant nine years at Chelsea.
Not many ex-Chelsea players are now accountants...
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Casiraghi has had an interesting time in England.
He's only getting better.