Neal Maupay channelling his inner-Suarez to rattle Arsenal was elite sh*thousery
Truly the shithouse's shithouse.
Everton
Comparing the fixture difficulty of the PL’s eight relegation contenders
It's becoming desperate down the bottom.
Ross Barkley & the Everton goal he celebrated before he’d even scored
The arrogance we all secretly love to see.
Can you name the Everton XI from their 2-1 victory over Arsenal, 2002?
The introduction to a certain Wayne Rooney.
The incredible story of Andrei Kanchelskis and his time in England
An amazing player with an even more amazing story.
Sean Dyche’s Klopp-rattling barb shows he’s Everton’s dream boss
Dyche is tasked with saving Everton's season.
Dele Alli’s gloriously sh*t goal for Besiktas deserves its own statue
It could kickstart Dele's career in Turkey.
Ranking every Everton manager of the Moshiri era by their PL record: Lampard bottom
Rafa out, Martinez back? Here's how they compare.
The PL table over the course of Lampard’s 38 games as Everton boss
Lampard is coming under increasing pressure.
Can you name Everton’s XI from David Moyes’ first game in 2002?
Moyes opened up with a 2-1 win over Fulham.
12 wonderful times Richarlison was the nicest man in the world
Richarlison is a lot nicer than you'd expect.
Comparing Lampard’s Everton to the same stage under Benitez last term
They've actually gone backwards.
Kissock: How I went from breaking Rooney Everton record to driving cab
He never made a first-team appearance for Everton.
Comparing Rooney’s managerial record with England’s 2006 squad
Here's how Rooney stacks up against his teammates.
England: The 7 Euro 2020 squad members not going to Qatar
There's not been too much churn since the Euros.
15 of the best quotes on Wayne Rooney: ‘The best English talent I’ve seen’
England and Man Utd's record goalscorer.
Ranking Rafa Benitez’s 11 weirdest signings: Michu, Muto, Cisse…
What on earth was he thinking for some of these?
9 Premier League summer signings who’ve already proved a bargain
Not all great signings are big-money signings.
Seamus Coleman: ‘I believe that Everton will win a trophy very soon’
Seamus Coleman still has unfulfilled ambitions.
‘What an a**hole!’ – Three GKs on trying to stop peak Wayne Rooney
Never forget how good peak Wayne Rooney was.
Recalling Everton’s biggest PL win over Liverpool: Cahill, Carra, DVDs…
The stocking filler proved a bone of contention.
11 players who moved to a new club but didn’t need to move house
One of our favourite transfer niches.
When a brutal tackle on Ronaldo saved Phil Neville’s Everton career
It was one way to endear himself to Evertonians.
Alessandro Pistone talks Newcastle troubles, Everton injuries and more
Life in England, Ruud Gullit, injuries and more.
A tribute to Tim Cahill, Everton hero, corner flag bully & great bargain
A tribute to an Everton hero and bargain buy.
Kevin Campbell: ‘Arsenal were special, but I fell in love with Everton’
Kevin Campbell's career is well worth remembering.
‘Very good with people’: 15 quotes to explain Rooney’s managerial style
England's record goalscorer is moving stateside.
Thanks to Lampard, Alex Iwobi is the turbocharged CM of Nigerian dreams
Alex Iwobi is finally fulfiling expectations.
18 eye-wateringly funny sh*thouse moments from the 21-22 PL season
Shithouse scenes we love from Alisson to Zaha.
5 Everton players Frank Lampard has worked wonders with: Iwobi…
They've just about managed to avoid the drop.