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Scoring goals isn't everything for forwards.

These big names offered the kiss of death.

Which of these would you like to see return?

All 37 or older. Just ridiculous, this lot.

It all started when Pele moved to New York...

Footballers have history in flaunting themselves.

Weghorst has upheld a fine footballing tradition.

Just what is it about veteran strikers in Serie A?

A good celebration can make a goal even better.

A real case of 'what if?'

Some footballers just can't accept retirement.

Mourinho and Fabregas are serial offenders.

Footballers are sometimes just as rubbish as us.

Footballer nicknames are usually pretty boring...

It's a dangerous old world at times.

Some reached the top, some hit rock bottom.

We still think some of these were just unlucky.

You need big balls to try a Panenka penalty.

Grab the popcorn and chuckle away.

Where does the 2022 offering rank?

Sometimes, managers miss what's under their noses.

Braaaassiiiillllll.

These are some hard b*stards.

You have to admire these fans' imagination.

This is an impressive team.

Players can't be judged on the trophies they win.

CR7 doesn't even make the top five.

This makes us feel really old.

We've no idea how this lot made it there.

Some big name players remain unattached.