And you thought some of the UK mascots were good..
Football would be nothing without its villains.
Including someone getting their toes nibbled.
Who remembers Craig Bellamy's eight iron?
Some of these just about make sense, but others...
Instead of using their weaker foot, they did this.
If Héctor Bellerín can get on it, so can these.
Would you go this far to show you love your club?
It's a dangerous old world at times.
Featuring an own-goal brace and a self-assist.
Are we allowed to say we love Graeme Souness?
There's something special about a bald footballer.
One of football's great joys.
Spurs love a clash with a ball boy.
Unveilings pre-Twitter were something else.
We had no idea about most of these.
Just what is it about veteran strikers in Serie A?
From the dressing room to the board room.
A wonderful sight to behold.
Some of these didn't quite go to plan.
Failing in England isn't always the end.
It's actually fairly common.
Scoring goals isn't everything for forwards.
Mourinho and Fabregas are serial offenders.
This takes 'getting a second wind' to a new level.
Our favourite kind of footballer.
Footballers are sometimes just as rubbish as us.
"He cracked him, and he fell like a domino."
Nobody wants to work at Christmas.
Several footballers showed their kind side in 2018