Neymar
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Neymar, David Bowie, and being a victim of your own genius
Neymar created something stunning vs Basaksehir.
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Man Utd may not like his bark, but now they know the power of Neymar’s bite
Boiled piss mixed with brilliance at Old Trafford.
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Comparing Neymar’s Brazil record to Ronaldo’s after landmark goal
A special milestone for the PSG forward.
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What happened to Ganso, the goose with too few golden eggs?
Socrates called Ganso the best of his generation.
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Once again, Neymar reminds us why he’s football’s most fun joker
The Brazilian was in typical form against Reims.
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Neymar mastered physics in a second to cement his status as UCL assist king
How did he work this out?
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Neymar made Atalanta’s arses fall out with two perfect nutmegs
This was football how we all want to play it.
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Rabonas, no-look passes & a shaggable assist: Neymar’s 45 minutes vs Celtic
Celtic couldn't resist a nibble.
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Neymar scored a goal so pointlessly brilliant it deserves its own movie
The opposition doesn't matter when Neymar's on it.
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Neymar’s got bored again so thought he’d take the p*ss with an arse pass
Neymar is forever breaking new ground.
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Neymar has managed to pull off an even better version of a Rainbow flick
Neymar's back to humiliating opponents.
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Football Manager sims how PSG would fare with a team full of Neymars
If only every PSG player was like Neymar...
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Neymar & the perils of having an angel on one shoulder & a devil on the other
A man you can both love and hate.
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Comparing Ousmane Dembele’s Barca stats to Neymar’s in his last season
Barcelona's president reckons Dembele is better.
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If fouls make Neymar stop trying new things then we’ve all lost
Protect Neymar at all costs.
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The figures that show Neymar transfer is no more expensive than 2001 record
Neymar's fee isn't as extraordinary as it seems.
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Nine of Neymar’s defining moments at Barcelona: El Clasico, Bayern, PSG…
Featuring, of course, *that* match against PSG.