Neymar treating the Copa as a game of FIFA Street, as three tacklers found out
Peru's defenders were seriously pissed off.
Neymar
Six star footballers with journeymen pro parents: Pele, Lukaku, Hazard…
The apple fell near the tree, but not too near.
Watch: Excited child sees Neymar and slide tackles him after slipping
This would be quite the freak injury...
Watch: Neymar stutters, struts, strides… and puts crucial penalty wide
Not the Brazil international's finest moment.
Neymar’s skill & Taremi’s wondergoal bring us the joy of futile brilliance
We've always got time for moments of genius.
Yeah, Mbappe is great, but don’t overlook Neymar’s one-touch assist
What's left to say - Neymar is brilliant.
Man Utd may not like his bark, but now they know the power of Neymar’s bite
Boiled piss mixed with brilliance at Old Trafford.
Comparing Neymar’s Brazil record to Ronaldo’s after landmark goal
A special milestone for the PSG forward.
Once again, Neymar reminds us why he’s football’s most fun joker
The Brazilian was in typical form against Reims.
Neymar mastered physics in a second to cement his status as UCL assist king
How did he work this out?
Neymar made Atalanta’s arses fall out with two perfect nutmegs
This was football how we all want to play it.
Rabonas, no-look passes & a shaggable assist: Neymar’s 45 minutes vs Celtic
Celtic couldn't resist a nibble.
Neymar scored a goal so pointlessly brilliant it deserves its own movie
The opposition doesn't matter when Neymar's on it.
Neymar’s got bored again so thought he’d take the p*ss with an arse pass
Neymar is forever breaking new ground.
Neymar has managed to pull off an even better version of a Rainbow flick
Neymar's back to humiliating opponents.
Football Manager sims how PSG would fare with a team full of Neymars
If only every PSG player was like Neymar...
Neymar & the perils of having an angel on one shoulder & a devil on the other
A man you can both love and hate.
Comparing Ousmane Dembele’s Barca stats to Neymar’s in his last season
Barcelona's president reckons Dembele is better.
If fouls make Neymar stop trying new things then we’ve all lost
Protect Neymar at all costs.
The figures that show Neymar transfer is no more expensive than 2001 record
Neymar's fee isn't as extraordinary as it seems.