Don't let the moniker detract from his quality.
Have they made the step up?
The man so committed to being a No.9 he wore 1+8.
It could have been different for Luka Modrić...
A good laugh, ol' Antonio.
It hasn't always been smooth sailing for Real.
Cast your minds back to December 2007.
Have the money taps been turned off at Real?
Cristiano Ronaldo has scored some crackers...
Thibaut Courtois made it 23.
If you want to win a final, Varane's the man.
We'd love to see this game played in real life.
Raúl did it all at Real Madrid, then did some more
"I hope he's not better than me" - Roberto Carlos.
He isn't playing the hits, but this album is good.
Should Real regret loaning him out?
The night O Fenomeno ruled Old Trafford.
The backheels alone makes Guti worth celebrating.
It's hard to argue with Gareth Bale's achievements
Roberto Carlos could kick it harder than you.
A great feat from a great man.
Sergio Ramos is football's ultimate bastard.
Were Real right to keep Benzema over Higuaín?
"A world-class goalscorer."
Steve McManaman rues not winning more at Anfield.
He's still pretty special, isn't he?
Di Maria left every Real fan with a great memory.
Even all the failed attempts serve a purpose...
It's impossible not to love him.
We already miss Kaka.