Everything that happened during Thierry Henry’s first match in Montreal
An ode to Pepe, the original shithouse who warmed up the throne for Ramos
Sadio Mane is at his most dangerous when you think you’ve contained him
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TrendingMateo Kovacic’s bicycle kick might just be the most ridiculous attempt ever
If you don't try then you can't ever succeed.
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TrendingBruno Fernandes is using telekinesis to drag team-mates to his passes
Bruno Fernandes announced himself against Watford.
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TrendingErling Braut Haaland is so good we’re having an existential crisis
He makes us remember why we love football.
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TrendingEric Bailly’s stepover gave Man Utd the flair they didn’t know they needed
He's the maverick presence United's defence needs.
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TrendingHenderson’s pass was so good it would make Xabi Alonso go weak at the knees
Remember when Henderson could only pass backwards?
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TrendingFernando Marcal’s Lyon own goal may just be the greatest of all time
You can never claim football is too predictable.
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TrendingA non-league left-back nutmegged Kaka and has now completed life
We don't begrudge him this one little bit.
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TrendingAlex Oxlade-Chamberlain isn’t going to let Mo Salah and co have all the fun
Liverpool's midfield can be rock stars too.
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TrendingThe only explanation for Lionel Messi’s assist is that he doesn’t see defenders
You can't stop Messi even if you want to.
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TrendingSteven Bergwijn is so exciting we should *all* be giddy he’s off to Spurs
We're really excited to see Bergwijn in England.
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TrendingJadon Sancho’s Dortmund form is even scarier than the numbers suggest
The England teenager is outrageous.
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TrendingMason Greenwood is making Man Utd boring again…and that’s exciting
Greenwood doesn't need to score sexy goals.
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TrendingJordan Henderson is doing a Steven Gerrard to conjure results from thin air
Henderson shares one crucial quality with Gerrard.
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TrendingNeymar’s got bored again so thought he’d take the p*ss with an arse pass
Neymar is forever breaking new ground.
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TrendingMan Utd’s Brandon Williams has already perfected the art of sh*thousery
Williams has already ruffled a few feathers.
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TrendingGini Wijnaldum pulled down Maguire’s pants and hurled them into the wind
Liverpool's Dutch midfielder is stepping it up.
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TrendingMarouane Fellaini was the glue holding the Premier League together
We didn't know how much we'd miss Fellaini.
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TrendingBruno Fernandes scores screamers & turns defenders into statues – sign him
Fernandes has more than one string to his bow.