Joao Palhinha & the unbelievable, soul-stealing 11 seconds to get Man Utd fans drooling
Shea Lacey only scores wondergoals; Get VERY excited Man Utd fans
All hail the reborn Alexis Sanchez and his truly orgasmic free-kick
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TrendingGavi’s hilariously sh*thouse ‘tackle’ was the real highlight of El Clasico
He riles Real Madrid like no one else.
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TrendingMan Utd breaking Fulham’s brains is just the latest evidence they’re back
A win straight out of the Fergie era.
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TrendingCameron Archer’s filthy drop of the shoulder proves he will be a star for Aston Villa
He's got a bright future ahead of him.
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TrendingFacundo Pellistri’s thrilling debut nutmeg made Paul Scholes swoon
Pellistri shone throughout the win against Betis.
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TrendingMeet Leo Castledine, the electrifying Chelsea starlet John Terry loves
The next star to emerge from Cobham?
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TrendingMohammed Kudus got bored and invented a new form of ball control
A ridiculous moment from the Ajax man.
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TrendingGavi went full Phil Jones with TWO sliding head tackles to conclude Cruyff’s maxim
Gavi went 'full John Terry' with this tackle.
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TrendingGabri Veiga nearly pulled off a Guti & now we demand Arsenal or Man Utd buy him
We didn't get to see Guti in England so we insist.
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TrendingGabriel Martinelli was inches away from eclipsing Messi & Maradona
The Arsenal forward almost scored sensationally.
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TrendingAbde Ezzalzouli’s p*ss-taking dribbles are Barcelona’s future
Ezzalzouli is shining at Osasuna this season.
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TrendingChelsea fans rejoice, Andrey Santos’ second Vasco debut was f*cking brilliant
He looks a seriously special talent.
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TrendingMoise Kean has received the most pointless red card in human history
Kean was only on the pitch for 60 seconds.
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TrendingForget his goals, Salah flipped Martinez like a lunchtime omelette
Salah was brilliant in Liverpool's 7-0 win.
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TrendingOracle Graeme Souness deserves a grovelling apology from everybody
Souness predicted a thumping Liverpool victory.
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TrendingErling Haaland vs. Dan Burn was infinitely better than Fury vs. Paul
Funniest moment of the weekend. By far.