Planet Football
13 Aug 2026
Can you name every player to score 10+ Premier League goals for Newcastle?
No prizes for getting No.1.
Dave Tickner
12 Aug 2026
The 10 worst kits of 26-27: Leeds, Real Madrid, Villa, Spurs… but a clear and obvious ‘winner’
Even among some shockers, there's a wretchedly-obvious stand-out..
Samuel Bannister
11 Aug 2026
Newcastle’s predicted XI under Matthias Jaissle after shock Howe exit
This has all escalated quickly, but what now?
Nestor Watach
11 Aug 2026
Ranking every Premier League club by their wage bill in 2026-27: Arsenal 2nd, Leeds 16th…
Who comes out on top?
Quizzes
Can you name Newcastle’s 10 most expensive sales in history?
One of them dates back to January 2011.
Can you name Newcastle’s top Premier League goalscorer for every initial?
Six of these scored 10 goals or fewer.
Nostalgia
An ode to Joe Kinnear & his iconic sweary rant at Newcastle United
Newcastle United's banter era takes some beating.
13 teams that need to be reunited with their classic kit makers immediately
We've picked out thirteen teams that need to reconcile with their ex-kit manufacturers immediately.
Remembering Joey Barton’s car-crash appearance on Question Time
Barton wasn't asked back. We can't think why...
The story of Kevin Keegan’s farcical second coming at Newcastle United
Broken promises and unfulfilled potential.