Planet Football
18 Aug 2026
Can you name Newcastle’s 25 most expensive signings in history?
How many can you remember?
Ian Watson
15 Aug 2026
Five pre-season Premier League trophy lifts more trivial than the Community Shield
Featuring Jaissle's first Newcastle silverware and another reason for Leeds to hate Man Utd...
Sam Cooper
15 Aug 2026
The record sales by all 20 Premier League clubs: Arsenal 16th…
It's been nine years since Arsenal's record was broken.
Nestor Watach
14 Aug 2026
Brian Madjo leads list of six Premier League wonderkids set for a major breakthrough in 2026-27
Remember the names.
Quizzes
Can you name every player to score 10+ Premier League goals for Newcastle?
No prizes for getting No.1.
Can you name Newcastle’s 10 most expensive sales in history?
One of them dates back to January 2011.
Can you name Newcastle’s top Premier League goalscorer for every initial?
Six of these scored 10 goals or fewer.
Nostalgia
An ode to Joe Kinnear & his iconic sweary rant at Newcastle United
Newcastle United's banter era takes some beating.
13 teams that need to be reunited with their classic kit makers immediately
We've picked out thirteen teams that need to reconcile with their ex-kit manufacturers immediately.
Remembering Joey Barton’s car-crash appearance on Question Time
Barton wasn't asked back. We can't think why...
The story of Kevin Keegan’s farcical second coming at Newcastle United
Broken promises and unfulfilled potential.