Join us on a whistle-stop tour of the continent.
We wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him.
Pretty in pink.
Come with us and keep an open mind.
Their mascots are... interesting.
How many of them are you guilty of?
Non-league has thrown up some beauties this year.
Football's most shameless man.
We're a Darwizzy stan website now.
Spooky, strange, often both.
Injuries can be cruel.
More hits than misses, we'd say.
It's a dangerous old world at times.
As things stand, some big names look set to go trophyless in 2023-24.
There's only two non-Spanish or Portuguese-speaking players in this XI.
There's always one.
Just reading the names in this XI has made us drool.
One of the hardest tricks to master.